fartbrain

walker repka is detailed as a fart brain. his brain produces so much gas that it farts out liquid gas out of his own mouth its insane.

walker repka was a "fartbrain" today while running up a bag

by walky slush December 7, 2022

Fartbanger

A fartbanger is defined as a 4 cylinder (4 banger) front wheel drive car equipped with an oversized muffler. It literally sounds as if someone is farting in an empty beer can. Typically these vehicles are driven by inexperienced drivers who derive thier skills and value set from playing Grand Theft Auto and watching Fast & Furious.

In example, any older model front wheel drive car is a perfect candidate to become a Fartbanger. Just hacksaw off the factory exhaust, slap on a crappy piece of junk megaphone type muffler and viola... You have a Fartbanger. Oh, don't forget to add a really dumb looking spoiler and maybe some stickers too.

by Jason L71 December 9, 2007

Fartboxing

Derived from the hotbox, this is when u wait till your entire family is in the car and its raining outside. Once on the highway you fart you fucking brains out but cant open the windows due to the rain outside. All in the car die from odor as you laugh like satan spawn

Dude: just came from the funeral home
Best friend: how'd they die?
Dude: i fartboxed (past tense of fartboxing) the shit out of them last week

by Nickyd123 February 9, 2015

carbon fartprint

That part of a person's carbon footprint caused by gaseous bodily emissions.

1. A moose has a carbon fartprint equivalent to a small car.

2. Despite their higher personal contribution vegetarians have a lower carbon fartprint than meat eaters as cows produce huge quantities of methane.

by jamspoon September 18, 2007

FartBean

a term used to describe a person of a weird stature or foul odor in combination. Most often used by dave/allison in Northfield, Ohio when refering to a mitsubishi SUV.

Allison's car most definitely is a FartBean.

by Fat Dego April 6, 2007

fartrinkle

When you fart and pee comes with it. Usually causes uncomfortable situations when done in public.

"O shit man I'm gonna fartrinkle all over me girlfriend."

by Sux4u123 July 14, 2009

Fartbarfing

Having diarrhea; specifically, the act of expelling diarrhea

"I shouldn't go to the amusement park today. I've been fartbarfing all night after I ate diarrheadonalds."

"Oh no! Why did this happen today?! I can't be fartbarfing during my wedding ceremony!!"

by Jessman January 22, 2014