Eggmen

Twitter accounts (usually MRAs) with the default "egg" profile pic. These accounts are almost always used exclusively to harass feminists/social justice advocates.

"Yeah I got a few Eggmen stalking my twitter ever since I implied the wage gap exists.."

by friendlybear01 October 3, 2016

Eggmen

Eggmen are a different evolution of Humans. They evolved from Neandertals and build a massive empire sprawling across half the globe. Unfortunately the Eggmen didn't like the cold, so when the Ice Age arrived, they packed up and left Earth or DOX as was known back then. They left hints of their race behind. One for instance was Doxian, which mankind has adopted and renamed English.

All hail the Empire Of Eggman!

by General Oviran Of The Empire Of Eggmen April 10, 2005

Fendippitous Eggmen

it's like fendippitous egg man u know? like that egg lady on john water's pink flamingoes crossed with a walrus.. goo goo a' joob

why are the Fendippitous Eggmen after me nao?

by teh_f3nd1pp1t0u5_E66-mAn April 25, 2010

eggman

xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao

"Bro you look like eggman"
"Xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao."

by No_one_yet_everyone July 13, 2020

Eggleni

A person who has an obsession with the appearance of eggs, and like to hug them.

Eggleni is so weird/Eggleni is so eggy

by !@JBS May 28, 2019

Eggman’s Announcement

I’ve come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherufucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his fucking quilly dick out, and pissed on my fucking wife. And he said his dick is, “This Big.” And I said, “That’s disgusting.” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It’s the size of this walnut but way smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like *boom* Thats right baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like 2 balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon you idiot? You have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.

I type Eggman’s Announcement for an Urban Dictionary Entry.

by AMP.com March 18, 2022

Dr. Eggman

A fat old guy from the sonic video game series that is always making robots. He is most likely to 1), get an evil plan, 2), attempt to enslave some legendary power that only he's ever heard of, 3), lose control of said power, and then 4), exclaim that he can't believe he's lost control of said power... then get owned by sonic.

Dr. Eggman is at it again, this time he tried to enslave satan.

by Haywood Jabloemi December 18, 2009