doisted

when something or someone gets really messed up

drunk

intoxicated

injured

I doisted my car last night when I ran into the pole.

I was really doisted after drinking a case of beer.

I really doisted my shoulder when I fell.

by tralfazdog October 25, 2009

Dousted

A dominance of a person, group of people, or situation that is so bad a whole new word had to be invented.

Red Player 1: I just got 3 headshots, a stick, and a splatter on the blue team.

Red Player 2: Dang, blue team just got dousted!!

by WildRaveXiii February 28, 2009

dlisted

Best website EVER. Celebrity gossip but more on the general publics side, with the "why do I give a eff about these people" attitude. Makes fun of everyone. Dripping with sarcasm, and not kissing celebrity ass. One of the very few websites that will actually make you LAUGH OUT LOUD.

Person 1: "Where can I read celebrity gossip without having to deal an annoying website like perezhilton.com?"

Person 2: "Why, go to www.dlisted.com, of course!"

by fontpush June 15, 2009

roister doister

a foolish braggart

true origin is a comedy by Nicholas Udall called "Ralph Roister Doister" written a.1553

Roister Doister is my name,
A lusty brute I am the same

by pooglem August 3, 2007

roister doister

bit of a "player"; generally with women but can also be used in business. Origins - Only Fools and Horses.

"Rodders, I'd never of guessed, you ol' roister doister."

by adrian daniels March 17, 2005

Disted

to be exagerratedly stupid,high and retarded

Sean: What the fuck is your problem?
Ashton: I'm Disted as hell...fuck cloud 9 i'm on cloud 99 !
Sean: Woww !

by Cloud 99 November 21, 2009

dointed

this word is an abbreviation for very long word "disappointed"

I feel so dointed that I have no meaning in my life. I live in sude (solitude)

by Andrius from little town Biržai March 5, 2008