dirty matt

When you fuck a stinky pussì bitch then pull out and wipe your dick under her nose.

"That bitches pussy stank so I dirty matted her".

by Stewie69420 March 30, 2020

Dirty Matt

A dirty Matt is when a man has a HUGE cock but doesn’t let it make him cocky and instead actually knows how to please and temporarily break the insides of a woman.

I took my dirty Matt out for dinner yesterday!

Oh the one with the big shlong?

by Matchupichu June 08, 2022

Dirty Matt

When you live stream to your friends on discord you pulling down your pants and your millimeter defeater shows the bulbus tip.

Bro Matt pulled a Dirty Matt last night when we were gaming.

by SexMaster2099 July 18, 2023

Dirty Matt

When you stick your testicles in a bitches asshole, then fuck her pussy until you proceed to cream pie her

Raymond pulled a Dirty Matt on Kendall last night, he sent me the video!!

by MattGotMemes April 17, 2020

Dirty Matt

To deliberately force a star picket fence post up your rectum

"Hey Karl, what's that farmer doing?"

"He is doing a dirty Matt"

by PeninsulaPuppet November 28, 2020

Dirty Matt

Dirty Matt

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by September 15, 2021

Dirty Matt Mclaughlin

When you are having sex and you pull out, call the girl a virgin, and then stick it in the other hole; Then finish and say "Ah I needed this"

Dude did you hear what happened last night? No! Bro I gave Chloe a dirty Matt McLaughlin Last night.

by BootiePoker January 26, 2024