Dillus

A dillus is a very short and slender penis.

his dillus resembled a popscicle stick,

by megatron. August 26, 2009

dillus

Vagina. (Etymology: Though "dillus" sounds like "dill," as in a variety of pickle, and therefore a potentially good name for a penis, its usage as a term for vagina came from a spontaneous Spoonerism of the name of actress Phyllis Diller. If that Spoonerism, "Dillus Filler," was defined as a term for a penis, then "dillus" must be a word for vagina.) Refer to the example for a handy way to remember its definition.

What does a dildo do? A dildo does dillus.

by revilot May 30, 2006

dillsmack

an idiot, a tool, a reject.

"your are the biggest dillsmack I know"

by axel2194 September 15, 2009

dillisa

Another way to call someone a dan lover.

"I like dan!" "Jamie you're such a dillisa"

by C00kiem0nster0099 March 14, 2017

dillsack onchin

antagonist in JAKE THE PIMP feature movie.

or, anyone you personally know, that deserves to have a dick in their mouth, and a hairy, sweaty, smelly sack of balls on their chin.

at the club Joe returns from the restroom to find some lame guy hitting hard on his girlfriend.

Joe: hey aren't you that famous asian actor Dillsack Onchin?!

Alvin: I don't know, am I?

by sandspit November 25, 2007

dildustration

Refers to the way the mail order phallus shaped vibrators are illustrated in ads in the back of magazines with a woman massaging her neck. Yeh,right!

I'm amused by that dildustration of the woman using that dildo to relieve sore neck muscles.

by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011

dislust

To simultaneously feel revolted at the mere thought of something and incredibly turned on at the prospect.

When I saw ohgar dressed in drag I could feel nothing but dislust.

by F.E. Forums October 18, 2008