dicksaur

a male chicksaur

that fucker david lye is such a dicksaur.

by david lye October 27, 2009

dicksaur

when girls get angry they are not actually wanted...

im not a chicksaur your a dicksaur...

by super super man October 27, 2009

Dicksurfing

Comparable to "couchsurfing". It's when you temporarily relocate to someone's else's bed to save money while traveling.

"Samantha rented out her house for a couple weeks while in Europe. Instead of renting a hotel, she went dicksurfing to save money"

by Shorty Crunk February 4, 2017

Dickosaurus rex

A person who is the king of all jerks; a complete moron; one who consistently says or does the wrong thing at the wrong time.

'Did you see him knock the cup out of that homeless guy's hand? That guy is a real Dickosaurus rex!'

by enols March 14, 2010

dicksurance

To bring male enhancement drugs ie. Viagra along on a trip or party to ensure that you will be able to perform sex regardless of your overall condition. These pills are not typically used by the person, but brought as dicksurance in anticipation of the savage debauchery of the event that may render his otherwise functioning penis useless.

Shawn: "Dude, we leave for Vegas in like a week!"
Alex: "I know, it's gonna be wild! I still gotta pick up some dicksurance from my doctor."

Jake: "Dude, that girl you left the party last night was smokin! Did you slay it?"
Shane: "Man, I was so wrecked that I had to dip into my dicksurance for the first time just so I could hit it proper."

by sasmansayswhat May 19, 2014

dicksturbating

When you take your penis and jack it off until white cream shoots out all over the place

My roommate couldn't fall asleep so he's in the bathroom dicksturbating again

by D Flawless April 3, 2019

dicksturb

When a guy is constantly wanting to have sex and trying to seduce an uninterested person into it.

"Dude, back off. You're totally dicksturbing me right now!"

by Mikey Wai June 30, 2009