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dickant

A flaming latino homosexual who loves when a white homosexual takes a dump on his handlebar mustasche
We saw so many dickants at the mall today!
by jaxercise December 27, 2008
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Dickanator

1. A short person of the masculine variety, often also small in stature, whose actions are wholly reflective of their goal to prove they do not have a small penis or otherwise assert their masculinity.
Man, that guy Sandy is such a dickanator.

I swear to god, if I get called a homofag by those whiny ten-year-old dickanators on Xbox Live one more time I'm going to go postal in a kindergarten.
by TaylorBryant April 7, 2009
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Dickathlon

Similar to a decathlon in that there are a series of events.. except the events involved include riding dick & the point system is calculated by the amount of orgasms on both ends.
Trish, “Omg Vicky I haven’t worked out in forever.. idk if I’ll be able to keep up with the 5k tomorrow”

Vicky, “Trish! Didn’t you just tell me you completed a Dickathlon this weekend?? I am sure you are ready!”

Trish, “Oh yeah I forgot about that! I did out score Brandon at the Dickathlon! I am totally ready!”
by Wolfany September 27, 2020
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Italian dickanolli

Where the boy sticks his Dick in a canolli shell full of whipped cream and gets the girl to suck it off for him
I want to an Italian dickanolli tonight
by Jiare March 21, 2017
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Dickpants McDaniels

The name someone acquires when they split their pants in the crotch area while going commando. Also known as DP McDaniels.
Did you see what happened to Jared when he got back back from lunch? He's a real Dickpants McDaniels!!
by DP McDaniels October 3, 2008
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Dickan

When a guy puts stuff paper in his pants to make it look like he has a big dick.
He is doing the Dickan lmao
Ik lmao
by ...SOMEONE_A May 19, 2020
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Dickanese

the indecipherable language of mumbles and grunts that girls speak when they are trying to communicate whilst having a dick in their mouth. it is doubly humorous because it plays on the words Dick and Knees, which are two key components to the speaking of Dickanese.
"by the end of the night, carlo had natalie speaking Dickanese "

"i don't usually do this" (hard to understand with your dick in her mouth)

"where's the handle" (usually gargled language)
by Cloandnattie October 22, 2008
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