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defactable

An unaccounted influence or circumstance witch contributes to an unwanted results
The condition of an object can come into question where time is defactable
by Raccoon of words November 5, 2018
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ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"
The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*
by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020
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Detachable Penis

A song about a dildo by King Missle.
It doesn't even rhyme, it's just a guy telling a whole story about losing and finding his "detachable penis" with people chanting "detachable penis" in the background.

If you don't believe me just look at these lyrics.
Sometimes people tell me to get it permanently attached, but, I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass... I like having a detachable penis.
by Tikibarberfan March 1, 2010
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Delectable

Awesome in taste, Suculant in flavor to have no other greater joy while eating.
This Strawberry Cheesecake is delectable, the best I have ever had.
by panachefull one December 19, 2008
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debatable

said if you disagree or just want to be an asshole. greatest word ever...taking the world by storm!
Pat: Pitt is gonna win it all this year.

DJ: Debatable! they can't even win the division
by --DJ-- September 15, 2009
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detachable penis

<noun>

1. A sexual act; only able to be performed in total darkness.
The male penetrates the female's vagina with an object that resembles a penis (dildo, cucumber, banana, etc.); while doing so, the male makes loud and convincing "grunts" and "moans."
Within minutes, the male then suddenly falls out of the bed and "screams," leaving the penis-like object inside of the female.
When performed correctly, the female will panic, scream, and in some occasions faint, thinking the male's penis has "fallen off."

2. A male who has leprosy, and whose penis can literally detach.
1. "No, Cherise didn't get beat up last night. Clint just pulled the detachable penis on her, and she fainted right into the headboard."

2. "Jesus Christ!" <runs from the bedroom>
by Clint & Cherise November 3, 2005
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Small delectable victories

When you do something that is relatively useless but seems like a victory at the time, and you relish in its glory until you realise its lack of worth. In most instances, they are followed by the phrase "wait a minute... that didn't accomplish anything."
Billy and bobby were fighting. Bobby won the logic fight, but this small dilectable victory immediately vanished when bobby handed him a shifty shenk with a plastic missle.
by Donovan May 13, 2005
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