cumsquat

Squating to urinate after sex but only able to excrete semen.

I had to sit down to pee, and all I could do was cumsquat.

by 60 Central February 28, 2008

cumsquat

ok loser no a cumsquat is a lil lesbian whore who has chix sit on their face and cum all over them

Tina, is such a cumsquat.

by come-sk-woaat May 19, 2003

cumsquat

1.A synonym meaning"blow job". Noun.
2. A fantastic blow job given by the beautiful Jaime Bergman,the 1997 Playmate of the year. Noun.

Note to the gentlemen who look up this word:If for some reason you have not seen Jaime Bergman in the nude, you are unfortunately missing out. Also,while reading the following sentence,your brain will produce a much more enjoyable image after you have seen the pictures.

When I saw Jaime Bergman walking towards me in her black,sexy thong,I had a very good feeling that I was going to receive a wonderful cumsquat from her.

by Anonymous February 10, 2003

Cumsquat

"Cowgirl" sex position, but with your feet on the floor, mimicking squats.

"I did some cumsquats on that dick"

by [[REDACTED]] September 28, 2019

Cumsquat

It's when you hit a set of squats hard after a good creampie. And the load is expelled from the vaginal region.

Sex was a little quick this time, so Sara hopped in the power rack and to hit a few cumsquats.

by Smoothhandhank May 9, 2016

Cumsquat

When you squat with depth to be able to dip your testicles into a puddle of semen.

Ryan pulled his penis out of Justin and ejaculated onto the ground so Justin could perform a cumsquat.

by Dezmuz May 25, 2016

Cumsquat

When a man cums into a woman and she gets up really quick and squirts it out.

Yeah, LeAnn cumsquatted on me last night. It was refreshing.

by Lilbooboo143 May 9, 2016