crunit

A 'crunit' (short for creepy units) is a measure of the number of creepy points are achieved for different activities.

Based on the fallagio scale, it is a surprisingly accurate measure of just how creepy and wrong a situation is.

Originally created by the Italians, it has been vigourously adopted by carnival workers (Carny) worldwide, who use the crunit to measure nearly every aspect of their daily lives.

NOTE - the crunit is not useful as a measure of sleaziness.

"EWW! I saw you licking your phone just then. You just won about 30 crunits"

by Jim Blanks July 13, 2009

Crudite

A French word used to refer to raw vegetables arranged in a platter. Typically served with dip.

Something Dr. Oz likes to purchase ingredients for at Wegmans (not Wegners)

Dr Oz: “ Guys that’s $20 for crudité and this doesn’t include the tequila”

Dr Oz: “ I could really go for some crudite right now”

by bss120 August 19, 2022

cruntzle

Ugly, crusty, nasty, smelly, and/or bad pussy you would never fuck.

How was she? I didn't tap that shit! Bitch had a cruntzle!

by Monkage December 13, 2013

CRUNT

Somebody that is both being cranky and a cunt at the same time.

What is wrong with you? Why are you acting like a crunt today?

by cvigvigs July 8, 2020

Crunkitis

Getting the itis (tired after eating immense amounts of food) while being crazy drunk and high.

"Dude that party was crazy! I took too many shots, smoked a fat L, and ate a bucket of kentucky fried, I passed out like right away."
"Damn man, sounds like the crunkitis hit you hard."

by wizardkhaleafa October 24, 2011

crunktacular

when shit be off tha chain.

That shit was crunktacular my nigga.

by nigga wendell December 12, 2004

walter crunkite

A state of mind that is much crazier, drunker and sloppier than the already widely used crunk. Based on famous newscaster Walter Cronkite, if you have had so much to drink or smoke that you have achieved the level of Walter Crunkite, you should probably slow down.

"Man, everybody is pretty crunk at this party, but that one kid is absolutely Walter Crunkite."

by Matt Stanyon August 10, 2006