Crontch

A sticky vagina, as officially stated by Onision.

"She's doing the spilts really well!"
"Yeah but then we'll have to cleanup her crontch stench..."
"God crap it!"

by OniJosie May 18, 2014

Crontch

Crontch is the word for some nasty crotch. Sometimes you have to be the one that goes and finds out; sometimes it's your buddy.

I wouldn't taste that crontch with your dick.
nasty crotch

by KennyT July 18, 2012

Crontch

A stinky, sticky, gross vagina. Originally a word by Onision

"Yea I would go down on that girl but she got crontch" -Onision

by onionsion March 12, 2017

Sriracha Crotch

When you hate fuck your cheating girlfriend by pouring Sriracha sauce on the condom once placed on and giving her a burning bushfire.

Betty's beaver was burning after Russell found out she was cheating. Payback is a bitch when you get the SRIRACHA CROTCH!!!

by will bitten September 7, 2017

Croncho Broncho

A god that is the most powerful creature. Many of his followers are from near the Wisconsin area. A small cult of 4 people who started this pack. K, K, M, and C.

Croncho Broncho is my ultimate daddy.

God I love Croncho Broncho.

by Croncho Broncho follower May 20, 2022

Crotch muppet

(noun) derogatory slang for human offspring, usually under ten years of age.

Vaccinate your crotch muppets. Do you want polio to come back? This is how polio comes back.

by JollyMagnanimous April 15, 2019

Crotch Coke

Best body powder money can buy. Use on sensative areas, feet, or footwear of your choosing. Fresh silky smooth skin while absorbing moisture and fighting friction.

Hey bro, I see your using that Crotch Coke. Only bad MF's use that shit!

by SFCHOLLYWOOD September 5, 2019