Crevic

A meloncholy state of mind that involves much reflection on one's life, bordering self pity.

Sometimes at night I get so crevic, wondering why things have happened in my life.

by Toole13 February 3, 2010

Ceviche

Latin America dish that goes great after a tennis match at the cabana with your buddies.

Rob Smith had ceviche after a tennis match with his buddies at the cabana.

by Falafel Waffles April 21, 2023

Ceviche Robusto

1. (noun) Any cigar that has been freshly inserted into, and properly marinated within the vagina of a sexually attractive, amply aroused woman before being contentedly and luxuriously smoked. An age-old practice first widely popularized by former President Bill Clinton.

2. (verb) to prepare a cigar for smoking by inserting it into the vagina of a hottie for pussy-juice marination prior to smoking.

NOUN: He opened the Fedex envelope to 3 exquisite "Ceviche Robusto" cigars, lovingly marinated within the tight wet pussy of his secret mistress, Nora...he looked forward to smoking the first on a balcony overlooking the beach with a snifter of fine port.

VERB: Though she lived in New York, and he lived in L.A., once a month, she'd warm herself up with a dildo, and then CEVICHE ROBUSTO a few cigars to mail them to her lover so that he could enjoy the rush of a fine cigar marinated betwixt her luscious loins...and think of her.

by Fidel TapThatAsstro September 22, 2011

Credictament

1. a predicament in which one may be confused by multiple similar possibilities
2. a situation in which one must distinguish between superficially similar options

"That dick pic was meant for someone named Jane, but I sent it to someone named James instead. Jane, James, it's a very close credictament!"

by Clib the Right March 20, 2018

Cevichuda

A female, typically of Hispanic descent, with questionable genital hygiene. Derived from the popular seafood dish ceviche, a cevichuda emits an odor from her genitals that closely resembles that of rotten seafood.

After my third date with Consuela, she finally let me get in her pants. Unfortunately, she turned out to be a cevichuda, so I told her to douche and was gone by the time she finished.

by Dodgerection October 17, 2018

Pork Crevice

Alternative description for Vagina. This particular vagina is usually extremely deep and very wide.

I couldn't fill Janine up, her snatch was like a pork crevice.

by FritzyBaby! April 20, 2008

Crevice cut

Also, Candy Crevice Cut; a cut on your tongue or lip from candy canes, lollipops, and hard candy that developed a thin sharp crevice. The crevice is created by natural holes in the candy that is developed in the cooking process, then thinned out by sucking the candy until there is a partial opening into the hole that tapers into a "v" shape. The tongue, usually a tastebud, slides into the crevice, then upward into the razor sharp edges. This usually causes your tongue to bleed all over your candy, leaving a sweet metallic taste in your mouth.

"This candy is so delici....OW!...blast it! I just got a crevice cut, and now my tongue is bleeding!!"

"Hey dude! Enjoying that lollipop? Because a candy crevice cut has turned your lemon lollipop red! Ha!"

"I'm not eating another candy came any time soon! I'm still recovering from a crevice cut from the last candy cane I ate! It took out an entire taste bud!"

by Cravicky November 27, 2012