conshimit

According to my grandma, a word used to sound mean to my grandpa without actually saying a bad word.

Conshimit!! You just tracked mud all over the kitchen.

by GMChevy August 3, 2009

Conshittency

The constitution of a bowel movement, may be anywhere from diarrhea to nuggets.

I need to stop eating so much fiber, my conshittency is like baby food!

by Mediumdave1 March 10, 2011

conspiritard

Someone who blindly believes every single conspiracy theory, no matter how ludicrous they sound, nor how little evidence backs the claim. Caught up in an ego trap, conspiritards will rage spam memes that hold no substance whatsoever, and then claim everyone else suffers with cognitive dissonance..

"Dafuq do you mean, chemtrails are dead baby stem cells and nanobots, and sprayed on us all to cover up the Flat Earth, you conspiritard! Are you nuts?"

by Ricky Roller September 18, 2016

consititution

The common name for the US Consititution. It used to define our rights and freedoms, but unfortnately was shat on by George W. Bush with the Partriot Act.

Thanks to 9/11, the Consititution doesn't exist anymore.

by alcid34 October 10, 2014

conshitter

making a decision while taking a large shit.

often used in place of "consider"

hmm, thats a big decision. one minute, i'll have to conshitter that.

by KN14 July 8, 2010

Conhibition

The opposite of prohibition. Promoting the consumption of alcohol and opposing anyone who opposes it.

The period directly following prohibition could be considered the conhibition era.

by Jimmy Scooza October 17, 2011

Conshitterate

When you are considerate enough to use air freshener and/or fart fan after dropping massive duece in office or home setting.

Man, at least Dave was conshitterate after that ginormous dump he took by using the air freshener.

by mediumdave22 March 5, 2011