compaines

Mf never missed in his life

"compaines has never missed"

by Compaines September 6, 2021

Comphnestucttion

When you receive compensation for construction work.

I am ready to have some comphnestucttion.

What?

by BumpyBumpy May 5, 2023

Meme Companies

An expression of joy. Very often used by the late David Bowie though he only said it once in recorded history.

Guy 1: Wow, isn't that thing epic?

Guy 2: "Meme Companies!"

Guy 1: Exactly, it is very epic.

by Imagineer June 22, 2020

Serial Complainer

One who complains about everything. Never Happy. Can not be pleased. No matter what you do or anybody else does, they complain. The can not see the positive in anything. If there is a negative they will surely find it!

John complains about everything. He is what's known as a serial complainer. He's had several jobs and he finds something to complain about with every one of them and wants to quit. He complains about nearly every situation in life that he encounters. At first he's happy with the situation then when things go slightly wrong he starts complaining. All he knows how to do is complain about every situation.

by ghost-riter April 28, 2017

FLAG Companies

It's an acronym to describe tech companies and the top technology firms to work for. Facebook, LinkedIn, Amazon/Apple, Google.

FLAG companies are so massive you may not be able to work directly with Zuckerberg on the next Facebook App or interface with Larry Page on a new project.

by learning_a_few_things March 29, 2015

complainer

A type of person whose only way of speaking is through non stop complaining. We all know someone like this, and we all hate someone like this. Beware a complainer, because once they find a vent they won't let that person go until they are a complainer themselves. Ironically the first symptom of becoming a complainer is complaining about a complainer who complained to you about something so miniscule it could not even be called a complaint unless of course it comes out of a complainer's mouth. As you can see I really hate complainers, and actually by defining this I myself am becoming a complainer...OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

Me:Hey man whats up? Did you have a good breakfast?
Complainer:Good breakfast? Let me tell you about my good breakfast. First I slipped on a sock getting out of bed which caused me to slightly graze my shoulder, and then of course I almost, ALMOST, tripped down the stairs, thank god my brothers fucking dirty laundry which I asked him to take care of yesterday was there on the stairs to start the whole tripping fiasco, thats how my brekfast was!!!
Me:...Goddammit
Complainer: I had Pop-Tarts by the way.

by Blake Donahue July 21, 2008

compinsult

A statement which starts as a compliment and ends with a subtle, or at times not so subtle, insult.

MO: MFR is absolutely right, that's twice in ten years.
EMM: Great compinsult MO!
MFR: PNM is great at throwing darts, he hits MO's arm every time.
PNR: That compinsult don't confront me.

by emminksa January 11, 2009