coldern

A place that lies in the geographical region of "fucking freezing".

A combination of the word "cold" and "northern" which refers to areas of the world where the summer lasts two and a half days and the wind chill factor is more penetrating than a shower of razor blades.

- Due to budget constraints, we are relocating your department to Jokkmokk.

- Where is that?

- It's in Coldern Europe.

- Fucksocks!

by Costas Mantratzis September 25, 2009

colder than a nun's thigh

1 Cold to the point of being painful to touch. Associated with cold and hard as ice.
2 An object that cannot be made warm
3 An inanimate object devoid of feeling or desire.

I spent of a frosty January in the panhandle of Idaho, it was colder than a nun's thigh.

by rucus11 September 19, 2009

coldensation

The frost-like substance that aggregates on extremely cold surfaces when placed in warm moist environments.

Coldensation formed on my ice cream sundae because it was so cold.

by Frenchie619 September 16, 2007

coldenham

Coldenham is a small town in Ny that seriously is as big as one street light to the other. Its total population is made up of one trailer park filled with people dying to become volunteer firefighters.

B: Hey where do you live?
G:Coldenham
B:hey did you go to that last fire call?

by Unknwon July 3, 2008

colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra

Meaning it's freezing outside.

Damn it's cold out here!
Yeah, it's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra!

by RichKid91 August 3, 2008

Colder than a bitch in heat

When it's so cold that it is literally colder than a bitch in heat

"Dude my piss stream just froze completely solid mid piss! It's colder than a bitch in heat!" and your friend says, "No shit it's colder than a bitch in heat This shit is hella Montanan yo!"

by Montanan Man October 9, 2018

colder than a witch's tits

witch's were once imagined as old hags with wrinkly skin and icy blood. ha! So the phrase "...colder than a witch's tits..." was used during very cold weather. When someone who still thinks this way came into a warm house or room, often, the phrase would come to mind.

Ol' Harry came into the cabin wrapped up in almost everything he had. The blizzard was just reaching it's peak. He said shiveringly, "DDDDamn! It's ccccolder than a witch's tits out thththere!"

by Cold luvin' Pacific islander August 10, 2006