Clinkle

When a man sits down to urinate and his penis comes in contact with the toiler water.

"If a man sits to piss in a full toilet, he might clinkle."
"SHIT, I clinkled after I shit!"
"Clinkling gave me Hepatitis C."

by OlliOlii January 15, 2014

Clinkle

The sound of $30m slowly slipping out of your wallet

Investor: Where did all my money go?

...clinkle clinkle clinkle

by syncron April 18, 2016

Clinkle Out

When one raises a lot of money for a startup, never actually releases the product, and lives lavishly off the money.

I'm thinking about raising some money for a start up so I can clinkle out and party every night.

by TheBayAreaKid July 5, 2014

Suck My Clinkers

A lovely way to tell someone to suck your dry hairy balls

Boddy: Dave, you bellend! This brew taste likes shit!!
Dave: why don't you Suck My Clinkers

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

The Clinker

A word old-timers use to refer to the local town jail.

The other day, Pappy told me the story about being arrested after shooting off flares on the Fourth of July. "Them cops came and carried me right off to the clinker," he said.

by georgemrns08 February 11, 2015

Clinkers

Dry hairy balls

I need my Clinkers wetting

by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

crinkle dick

A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".

"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."

by userbits March 7, 2010