cdilf

An attractive older man who doesn't have any kids, but instead has cats. Stands for "Cat Dad I'd Like To Fuck"

"I know John doesn't have any kids, but he's such a dilf anyway."
"He has two cats!"
"Ah, so he's a cdilf..."

by damng00dtimes January 6, 2021

CDILY

"Can't do it like you"

"I just ripped through 3 players on the court and dunked."

"Cdily brotha."

by Dr. Astic November 8, 2012

Coilfang

Where Blood Elves go to die.

I have nothing better to do with my time, so I guess I'll reroll on Coilfang. What's the worst that could happen, right?

by Manifold! September 9, 2007

cilf

calculator i'd like (to) function

Man that TI-84's a cilf

by Mr. <B> October 19, 2009

cilf

Cartoon I'd like to fuck

Betty Rubble is such a cilf

by Assweepay May 11, 2004

CMILF

Cartoon Mom I'd Like to ****

Family Guys Lois Griffin is a stone cold CMILF!

by Jimmy Reilly February 29, 2008

CWILF

Congress Woman I'd Like (to) Fuck.

George: Dude, Gabbey Giffords is a total cwilf.
Dick: I know, right?

by mrwildflowers December 27, 2011