canoed

when a cigarette or joint is improperly lit so that it burns only on the top half. probably canadian in origin.

dude, you totally canoed that ciggy!

by tofudan August 1, 2009

Canoed

Being stuck in a canoe (or any situation that feels inescapable) whilst being lectured by a significant other or friend.

He waited till we were alone and canoed me till the river ended!

by sugarkane_13 May 25, 2016

Canoed

Whilst overtaking another vehicle, this is the act of winding down your window, sticking your hands out and simulating canoeing strokes with an imaginary paddle. With the intention of letting them know how slowly they're going, and that they've been overtaken by a canoe.

"Ian, you've been canoed!"

by Regents Canoe Club November 3, 2013

Canoed

To fake ones death with a canoe to gain life insurance money for money hungry wife.

I was so broke that I canoed myself, but got caught by the filth. Now I am doing 10 for fraud

by Frank XXII January 6, 2008

canoed out

its a sexual innuendo for whenever a woman repeatedly gets fucked by numerous men and is bottomed out

My friend Manuel doesnt fool around with women whom he believes have been canoed out

by Manuel59manuel February 12, 2021

shit canned brad

Like a Karen but a male version who doesn't have a particular role in the workplace. Very popular within the Midwestern United States.

Shit canned brad came late again to work.

by Sugar Bear Bill November 5, 2020

canned coochie

1: Canned coochie is cheap pussy when you buy pussy,like from a store. Mostly used on hookers, or any hoe.

2: To be used on a girl who hasn't washed in a while,and she smells like a can of tuna.6

1:
Boy: *Rolls up to a shady alley way* Hey, I came here for some canned coochie,anyone wanna give me some?

Girl: $50 an hour

Boy:...More like $5,but ok.

2:
Girl: Hey babe..I'm all yours tonight~

Boy: Naw gurl,you got that canned coochie. How about wash your ass first,and talk later,ok?

Girl:....What?

by McThicc Two December 12, 2018