candy van

The premiere way to attract and abduct children.

Hey little girl, get into my candy van!

by JDW May 03, 2005

Candy Van

Not really a candy van, used by strangers to kidnap.

Artzholm: GET IN THE CANDY VAN

Kid: Let me ask my dad first
Artzhole: What have you done, Artzholm? *cocks gun*
*speeding noises*

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

Candy Van Man

n. A sweet and innocent looking man that drives around his neighborhood to look for children or women to kidnap. They usually have a rainbow flag on the driver seat and offer you some candy before the kidnap.

This activity is all the rage in Adelaide. Never judge a book by it's cover!

Candy Van Man (driving by playing Lollipop - Lil Wayne in his van) : Hey kid want some candy?

Kid : YAY! *rushing to the van*

Candy Van Man: Gives the candy to the kid and pulls him into his van and drives away.

by Delinger February 25, 2011

free candy van

A run-down shady looking vehicle that looks like something a rapist or child molester would drive.

Joe should get the blood stains washed out of his car, right now it looks like a free candy van.

by grundle debris November 09, 2007

Free candy van

A free candy van most of the times has bad stuff in it and is 10x bad for you can might kidnap children.

Timmy: Look dad, free candy!
Dad: Timmy that’s bad for you!
Timmy: So?
Dad: They might get you!
Timmy: NOO!

Free candy van

FRE-CANN-DY-VANN

by MR.IHAVESOMETHINGTOSHOW August 12, 2019

Van Candy

The most delicious candy. It comes from a white van and it makes you sleepy.

I ate some van candy, and then I lost track of what happened. Where's my mom?

by Jared Hershowitz June 22, 2010

candy vanned

to trick someone into going somewhere under false pretences.

person A: "wanna go play dnd"

person B: "sure!"

person A just wants to make out with person B

person B has been candy vanned.

by sixset May 12, 2023