Buttless

Without a sense of humor

Claire is buttless

by Unbuttless March 29, 2019

buttless

one who is without a noticeable buttocks

That asian girl over there is definitely buttless in those hammer pants

by urban_scholar_82 August 1, 2014

Buttless Wonder

A fictional super hero that lacks a behind.

Here comes Buttless Wonder and Booty Boy!

by Touguu July 3, 2009

buttless enemy

Your butt less enemy made friends with me today and she did not want me to do anything else except for put it inside of her anal.

My buttless enemy is my girlfriend at dinner with my parents, my buttless enemy didn't go to class today and I was very sad because it's my only girlfriend, my buttless enemy made friends with the ice cream man and I was very jealous, my buttless enemy has a toy and she wanted to show me how she does it better, call me my buttless enemy got the mail and we made a lot of money off of doing that.

by Nohandle@weather August 1, 2021

Buttness

Life is full of things that are unnecessary, needlessly unpleasant, and stinky. Butts are one of them. We all have at least one in our lives. Buttness can be used to describe anything that is awkward, uncomfortable, and makes you say "Was that really necessary???" It feels most at home in situations where you look back and realize that there really was no good reason for what you just experienced.

"I hate this office, there's just so much buttness going on!"

"She's full of buttness, what's her problem!?"

"Ouch, *buttness* that hurt!"

by Mango#5 September 14, 2009

Flying Buttress

A physical act that involves running at your target, usually another person, then jumping and twisting in such a way that your ass lands as high up on their body as possible (preferrably the face). This act can be performed from a higher location, such as a bench or car, in order to get your ass as close to the target's face as possible. The only requirements to qualify as a Flying Buttress are that your feet leave the ground, and that your ass hits the target before any other part of your body. A knockdown is considered a bonus.

Everyone feared Tony's Flying Buttress' because he usually performed them without pants.

by CubanAso October 12, 2006

Flying Buttress

The act of leaning forward over the toilet with one or more hands on the wall in front of you to support your weight while you attempt to urinate. This act is usually related to morning wood as it requires either extreme downward force or tilting of the entire body to properly aim before urinating.

"I had morning wood so bad that I had to pull a Flying Buttress when I went to take a piss."

by Akula0812 August 29, 2007