buttlester

A person who molests butts. A person who has an uncontrollable urge to touch, grab, pinch, slap, or caress butts.

Girl #1: did that guy just touch your butt?
Girl #2: yeah, he's a well known buttlester

buttlester by Pitrack01 August 10, 2015

Bears, Beets, Battlestar 

A Phrase Coined By Jim Halpert of The Office in order to imitate fellow Salesman Dwight Schrute

Jim: *Dressed as Dwight* "Question, What Kind of Bear Is Best?"
Dwight: "Thats A Ridiculous Question."
Jim: "False, Black Bear!"
Dwight: "Well thats Debaitable, There are Basically two Schools of Thought."
Jim: "Fact, Bears eat beets."
Dwight: *Sighs* "Nope"
Jim: "Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica."
Dwight: "Bears do not... What is going on? What are you doing?"
Dwight: "You know what, Imitation is thr most Sincere form of flattery so I Thank you."
Jim: *Pulls Out Bobblehead"
Dwight: "IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!"
Jim: "MICHAEL!"
Dwight: "Oh that's Funny, MICHAEL!"

Bears, Beets, Battlestar by AlexJewsbury January 7, 2019

Buttlitter

Any form of defecation that occurs outside of an approved excrement release site such as a toilet.

After the long trip back home, I couldn't make it to a bathroom, so I had to make a stop to drop some buttlitter in the woods.

Buttlitter by Mary Bagpipes February 15, 2017

battlestar galactica

The best sci-fi show you could ask for. Probably the best show on TV.

Hey man can I borrow your Battlestar Galactica DVDs?

battlestar galactica by PeaTearGriffin December 23, 2005

Battlestar Galactica

The title of a show that was produced in 1978, and again in 2004 as a remake of the original series. The plot follows the crew of the Battlestar Galactica and a fleet of ships as they search for Earth, while all the while being chased by the Cylons, a group of sentient robots that want to destroy humanity.

(from the 2004 Battlestar Galactica series)
Number Six (Cylon model): God has a plan. He has a plan for everything, and everyone.

Battlestar Galactica by crazyrabbits August 9, 2006

battlestar pegasus 

Battlestar Pegasus is a Mercury-Class Battlestar from the tv series Battlestar Galactica.Initially,she was presumed destroyed with the rest of the Colonial Fleet but she turned out to be quite well.

The Fleet was rejoiced when they found The Pegasus but hard disciplinary measurements implemented by Admiral Cain(Pegasus' Commanding Officer) soon led to a stand off between the Galactica and the Pegasus.This conflict was prevented by Starbuck's timely arrival.If it wasn't for a nearby Cylon Fleet,they would have fought each other.

Being a Mercury-Class Battlestar she is more advanced than Galactica.She is twice the size and needs only half the crew because of high automation technologies as indicated by Admiral Cain.She also has more fire power and armour.

After Cain's assassination, Commander Fisk took command of Pegasus only to meet the same doom.Command was given to Lee Adama for his successful commanding after the ship was led to a Cylon trap which she was confronted by three Baseships by Commander Garner.

Apollo and Kat do a flyby of the Battlestar Pegasus and all over her dispatched vipers.

Apollo: Galactica, Apollo, you are not going to believe what I'm looking at out her It's like a dream. Laughs

Adama: (on Galactica) It is a dream.

battlestar pegasus by Mustafa Uygur Aydin January 9, 2009

Battlestar Galactica

Remarkable drama/sci-fi TV series that virtually renders any other form of TV entertainment completely obsolete.

"I've heard 'Television' is going to be renamed to 'Battlestar Galactica', since scientists have concluded that logically, it is the only program worth seeing. As of 00:00 tonight, all other programs are going to be abolished and daily programming will consist solely on Battlestar Galactica runs and re-runs for the next hundred years.
-Shit man."

Battlestar Galactica by mrkitano November 25, 2006