Noun. Synonym for FBI agent, homonym for butthead. Derogatory police slang, frequently encountered in crime dramas with a pronounced anti-federal bent (cf. CSI: Miami). Complex metonymic substitution derived from three firmly held beliefs: 1. States' rights; 2. Sexual ambiguity of neat dressers; 3. You are what you eat (cf. grass-fed).
Singular:
Det. Speedle: "What is that buttfed doing asking out Calleigh?"
Det. Delko: "He's probably going undercover as a straight dude."
Plural:
Lt. Caine: "I want you two buttfeds out of my crime scene right now!"
Det. Speedle: "What is that buttfed doing asking out Calleigh?"
Det. Delko: "He's probably going undercover as a straight dude."
Plural:
Lt. Caine: "I want you two buttfeds out of my crime scene right now!"
by Lönnrot December 18, 2022
Get the buttfed mug.Presumably, can be defined as the result of introducing your bitch as wifey and therefore it can be derived from the statement that we know she sluttin'. This is the second result in a three step process which proceeds as follows-
1) Breaking a brick down
2) Nutting and butting
3) Making a nigga be duckin'
Using this information we can now shorten the list down and figure out that nutted is used to describe a man jizzing, and butted is having sex in the ass otherwise known as anal. According to the evidence "nutting and butting" is the act of ejaculation but doing it in the ass.
1) Breaking a brick down
2) Nutting and butting
3) Making a nigga be duckin'
Using this information we can now shorten the list down and figure out that nutted is used to describe a man jizzing, and butted is having sex in the ass otherwise known as anal. According to the evidence "nutting and butting" is the act of ejaculation but doing it in the ass.
1. Introduce me to your bitch as wifey and we know she sluttin'
Broke a brick down, nutted butted, now that nigga duckin'
- By Migos Bad and Boujee 2016, Verse 2 Quavo
2. I nutted butted your bitch, now watchu gonna do about it Jamal
3. Yo thanks for giving me your bitch, loving nutting butting her
Broke a brick down, nutted butted, now that nigga duckin'
- By Migos Bad and Boujee 2016, Verse 2 Quavo
2. I nutted butted your bitch, now watchu gonna do about it Jamal
3. Yo thanks for giving me your bitch, loving nutting butting her
by Your_Pimp July 1, 2017
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It's where one person puts a banana in their butt, and then someone else takes it out. by way of eating the banana. Similar to Cool Butt feeding, but not specific to one person.
"So this one night, Sally buttfed out of Johnny. I didn't know what Buttfeeding was so she called me a douche bag."
by LOLflute November 8, 2009
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Get the Buttied mug.1. a word that is used to describe anything, and everything. can be used in place of nearly every verb, adverb, noun, pronoun or adjective created
2. a certain shade of the color red
3. a small, rodent-like creature, surreptitious in manner. usually resides in the homes and workplaces of humans, known to move or hide small objects. actions of which are often attributed to ghosts, because of their stealthy nature
2. a certain shade of the color red
3. a small, rodent-like creature, surreptitious in manner. usually resides in the homes and workplaces of humans, known to move or hide small objects. actions of which are often attributed to ghosts, because of their stealthy nature
I already told you, I buttred the car yesterday.
Do these jeans make me look buttred?
Did you take my keys? No, a buttred hid them.
I had surgery for buttreds.
Do these jeans make me look buttred?
Did you take my keys? No, a buttred hid them.
I had surgery for buttreds.
by Zach Thompson November 6, 2007
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