Bumpy

not awesome, lame

George Bush is bumpy.

by JBBLEK June 29, 2008

bumpy

A girl with a nice ass and titties, and/or is voluptuous.

Guy 1: "Damn, that bitch is fine! Look at dem ass and titties."
Guy 2: "Yea man, that bitch is bumpy!!"

by jasim November 26, 2011

Bumpy

Seagrams Extra Dry Gin..... called bumpy for its bumpy exterior texture.

Me and lil hardknock got fucked up last night off that bumpy and orange juice.

by D_style November 27, 2006

bumpy

when a wireless internet connection continuously switches between a good and bad signal strength so that when browsing, pages will load either immediately, incredibly slowly, or just not at all

I wish the internet would quit being so bumpy so that I could surf through some porn and grease my gator.

by LustyBear September 9, 2009

bumpy

n. Seagram's Gin. Known as bumpy because of its bumpy bottle.

Me: I got a bottle of the bumpy, a 2 liter of Canada Dry and got all blotto.

by roller May 29, 2005

Bumpy

An adjective commonly used to describe midgets that are ghetto and a little out of control. Also used to more specifically describe hitchhiking midgets.

Yo homie, watch out for those bumpy ol' midgets!

by Burritofarts January 31, 2017

bumpy

Why don't we come out of the closet?
Show them what we have found

It has been a bumpy ride
one might even be a little proud?

by Krkič July 19, 2019