Brewer's Droop

Also see beerdick. The condition that occurs when a gentleman over-indulges on alcoholic beverages and can no longer maintain an erection.

Probably has some historical basis, or something.

LOL, Carter was totally gonna bone Sharon in the ringpiece, at least until he got the Brewer's Droop. They both went home disappointed.

by BlockIsland January 30, 2009

brewer's dozen

After you finish your 12 pack, you find that extra beer in the back of the fridge.

Dude, I thought I just drank my last beer, but just found the final brewer's dozen.

by sorrymom October 29, 2009

Brewer's Yeast

The name given to the itchy fungal rash one gets around the groin following a long day in a hot moist environment such as a brewery.

Dawn: "My flange is really itchy!"
Margaret: "Better go see your doctor, it sounds like you have a case of brewer's yeast."

Sam: "This home-brew tastes very sour"
Matt: "It's a special recipe, I use my own brewer's yeast."

by Doctor N November 16, 2009

brewer's limp

This is when you've drunk so much alcohol your can't get an erection

'My boyfriend was so pissed he had brewer's limp when we got home to bed'

by never369 March 25, 2005

brewer's flop

An inability to obtain and/or maintain an erection, as a result of an over-consumption of alcohol.

Almost got head of that blonde bird last night. Shame brewer's flop killed my chances.

by robbo6124 July 28, 2010

Brewer's Miscarriage

To shart.

*Phaaarrt!* "Crumbs! I do believe I've had a Brewer's Miscarriage. (Edward Ward, London, 1756)

by hydraulis February 20, 2026

breyer's delight

The act of gently packing a generous amount of Breyer's Waffle Cone ice cream into your girl friends ass crack, then slowly licking and eating it until she reaches an oblivious orgasm.

Man my old lady literally creamed herself when I gave her a "breyer's delight" last night.

by Dunkin Richards May 8, 2011