Braxton Springer

The tallest simp on planet earth

Braxton Springer is a simp

by Boomerhater February 27, 2020

Braxton shits

contractions of the stomach, also known as false defocatory alarms or practice-poo contractions are sporadic intenstinal contractions that usually start around T-minus 10 minutes but not resulting in any ejection of chocolate logs. Not experienced once the turtles head is peeping out, or if Mr Hankey is in the departure lounge, boarding pass and passport in hand.

'ere Kayleigh - just been to the bog again - thought I needed a dump but it was only another bleedin Braxton shits ffs :(

by Hurrsy74 October 19, 2010

Braxton shits

Like when a pregnant women had "fake" " braxton hicks" contractions near her due date. Braxton shits is the cramps you get When the turd is on its way

Mate!! Why you stopped?? We gonna miss the bus!!!

"Braxton shits mate"

*stands upright, clenching buttocks for a min*

"Done! Let's go!!"

by Le on December 13, 2019

The braxton smile

When you smile and it looks as if your teeth are running from each other

Ewww bro you got the braxton smile

by Felix.n.anderson June 1, 2020

Braxton Smith

Braxton smith made out with his sister kaydence. braxton has a small peen

dude did you see Braxton Smith today hes so cool

by 78tuu August 29, 2019

Braxton and Shayla

Me and her have the strongest love for each other and will get married in life. She is the most cutest girl in the world and I would give up everything I had just to be with her. She is so caring and loving and she wishes the best for everyone and I wish I could be as kind as she is. She is so pretty wish her beautiful face and smile and your gorgeous body don’t ever doubt yourself on that because it is true. You care for me and love me and done more than anyone else has. I love you baby
-forever and always

Braxton and Shayla will be together forever

by BrxtonW November 15, 2020

Braxton high school

Braxton highschool is filled with retarded rednecks, wanna be bloods and fake gays. Way behind in generations since they’re so lost in the mountains, all the girls kinda look like the bitch from “wrong turn” (she’s ugly asf) all the boys are redneck “yee yee” motherfuckers who dont know how to act, and about 20 people get pregnant with their cousins baby a day. The bitchass counselor’s make you sign a “behavioral slip” because they think it’ll help you stop talking shit.

“What school do you go to?”

“Braxton high school”

“Oh so you’re inbred?”

by Yunggodmacc March 1, 2019