Boiling the eggs

The psuedo-sexual act of a women lying on her back, arse in the air then the man rests his balls on her anus and waits for her to fart. The resulting fart 'boils the eggs'.

Greg "Did you get any last night?"
Steve "No the missus was tired so I had her boiling the eggs."
Greg "How was that."
Steve "Remarkably pointless."

by T19 July 11, 2010

boil his eggs

The act of placing your testicles on the anus of a farting man or woman so as they jiggle like eggs in a simmering pan.

I came home early from the shops only to discover my husband about to boil his eggs on the bum hole of Mr Carstairs, our next door neighbour.

by Mr Carstairs December 11, 2013

Boiled Egg

White on the outside, Yellow inside.

That Dan White, he's fronting like he's Asian even though he's hella white. He's a boiled egg!

by utgb September 3, 2012

boiled egg

A boiled egg is when a man grips his scrotom tightly, to tighten the sac up before inserting it into the receivers ass or pussy.

When Suzie was feeling low, nothing could brighten her day like a boiled egg.

by Dave Gillespie September 4, 2006

boiled egg

An extremely nasty stinky fart. A fart so bad, it resembles boiled eggs in smell

EWWW, something stinks, did you lay a boiled egg?

by tatomuck1 December 15, 2008

Boiled Egg

Someone who smells like Guerren Bass (really bad).

You are a Boiled Egg!

by YaBoiDaddy November 6, 2018

Boiling eggs

The act of having sex in the bush while camping.

They've been gone a while. Are they boiling eggs?

by Egg Boiler January 2, 2015