blimpse

sneaky peek of a bit of blimpse side boob

girl wearing a shirt with buttons undone, revealing a little bit more than she expected, giving us a blimpse

by kennymandingo April 9, 2012

Blimpsy

1. What you call your grandparents when she's boozy.

Dude you're grandma was so blimpsy last night she could barely walk!

by BatwomanLovesDucks September 4, 2015

Blimped

The state of being high, blazed, baked

dude, ryan we were so blimped last night!

by Dino Susan January 1, 2009

green blimpsuit

Derisive nickname for the jumpsuit worn by severely overweight custody officers in California prisons.

Lookout, here comes Big Nuts in his fashionable green blimpsuit!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

blimpster

an overweight urban female who has somehow hoodwinked others into thinking that she is attractive and desirable, usually through trendy clothing and a warped "real women have curves; that skinny girl's gotta eat" attitude. the typical blimpster is usually found w/ a small-framed, timid hipster "male."

did you see that blimpster over there? she ate her wimpster boyfriend's vegan cheesesteak before he had even fetched her some napkins!

i'm not a blimpster. it's not my fault that skinny boys love me. there's just more of me to love, i guess.

typical blimpster quotes:
"oh, john? no, sorry, i only spread for skinny boys. he's too... "livin' large" for me, if you know what i mean."

"are you gonna eat that?"

by block1of4 September 8, 2005

Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut (commonly strawberry) around your penis, and a woman performs oral sex while trying to eat the donut.

Yo' man that bitch gave me a Blomer Blimpson last night.

by Zanethema September 4, 2017

Blimper

Someone who has sex with fat chicks. A hogger or fat bagger. A person who finds a plumper to be attractive.

Look at him macking on that chunker. He's such a blimper.

by PMax March 15, 2008