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blasdf

1. Blah, stuff, whatever

2. Instead of typing gibberish all over the keyboard (like 'a;dksjfladjofwqi' or similar), just type 'blasdf'. It's actually a good way to prevent damaging your keyboard in the long-run.

3. Substitute for expletives such as f*ck (with the intention of reducing profanity, vulgar languages, etc.)

Pronunciation: blas-dif or blas-zif
Example #1:

Jack: Hey, did you get my email about the homework and blasdf?

Jill: Yah, I did.

Example #2:

Joe: I bet you can't even type "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" fast

Jane: Yah, I could watch... supercalifraga...blasdf

Example #3:

John: Did you book a room yet? Everybody did yesterday.

Jane: No, not yet. Is it too late?

John: Uhh, yah... the promo code expired yesterday.

Jane: Blasdf! That's just blasdf!
by imaknockyouout December 15, 2008
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blasfamous

The act of becoming famous by using blasphemy.
Richard Dawkins is blasfamous for his denouncement of god and his unbelief in the supernatural.

Grilled Jesus is blasfamous for his blog and twitter updates blaspheming the religious.
by Grilled Jesus March 23, 2009
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mrs. blasdel

She is one of the fattest people on earth she has bought out 25 different McDonald’s and waddles like a penguin when she walks she mostly rides on her scooter to get around and is the NEW MRS. CLAY!!!!
DAMN THAT GIRL MUST BE RELATED TO MRS. BLASDEL.
by ghshfgh June 2, 2018
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blasfemia

Used to insult someone under the influence of religious beliefs.
You blasfemia
by Blasfemia March 2, 2021
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Blandford

Man: Watch out, you just stepped on my vagina!
Man 2: Fuck off, you're such a blandford!!
by ChrisBlandford April 24, 2011
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blastfuck

The act of planting an explosive on or in the male or female genetalia and igniting it.
First I knocked her unconscious, then I blastfucked her. You could hear the explosion for miles!
by Fusionrock June 8, 2004
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blasfumy

a shit-less, mind-boggling, penis-extending mix of music thats bound to make you cry or burst into head-banging thrill dancing!
there was so much blasfumy last night at that part i got a splinting headache!
by winterdrift October 26, 2012
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