bladder

fucking retarded part of ur body that thinks three am is a good time to take a piss.

bladder: ay sup g
me: wtf bruh it's 3 am
bladder: too bad

by peterpumpkinyeeter August 19, 2020

bladder

An expandable pee container in the lower abdomen made to contain drops of urine until a nerve response says it is time to piss the accumulation and not too many hours until you will be desperate and can't hold any more or can't pee at all and are in pain because your bladder is bashful. The sack's normal hold is about 500 mg (1 pint). Upper levels vary all the way from 750 mg to 2000 mg. So some lucky people get to pee only once a day and the rest of us 4 or 5 times a day.

The question is who has the largest bladder, men or women, gay or straight?

by Clean Fil February 19, 2005

bladder

the bag of piss in your body

idiot: my bladder burst!!!!!!!
random guy: have you ever heard of taking a piss?

by master_of_all_pervz March 22, 2007

Bladderful

The feeling of needing to pee.

I'm so bladderful right now, I need a bathroom or I'll explode!

by JBennett February 14, 2009

bladdered

To be drunk - refers to full bladder. Same as tanked, hammered, stocious

"I was in the pub yesterday from 12pm - by the time I left I was bladdered"

by Tex Mattera - the Italian Cowboy May 05, 2004

bladdered

means more than just "drunk" - actually means "aboslutely fuckin wasted off my ass!"

i went out drinking last night and got bladdered so i couldn't see further than a couple of inches in front of me

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

Bladder

Your need to do the deed, A.K.A pee.

I just saw a drunk Mike pee behind a bush, I guess the alcohol drove his bladder crazy.

by AwesomeSauceGeek October 23, 2016