bigjohn

Not the brightest man in the world

John is thick as fook, cause skeg told us so

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

Bigjohn

Noun. Specifically the name for whatever waste comes out of ones anus. Can be singular or plural. This is something my dad and his family would say, going well back before WWII and in Pennsylvania and New York.

I ate about 30 candy bars in an hour. Then I had really nasty bigjohns.

by Lewis Beauregard June 15, 2022

big john

big john aka the fuck god . this man will fuck just about anything living he is the living breathing sex toy he consits of putting his jon dom on and spuffing in it then making you bite his pincher off whilst screamy spuff in my ars

i want to be a big john

by mr burr April 19, 2017

BIG JOHN

one big s.o.b.
He's nice to his friends but don't piss him off.

Don't #$%@ with BIG JOHN...

by crizzle September 2, 2004

big john

A man's penis(a rather large one in particular).

(Antonym: slim jim)

Hey girl, wanna come here and suck my Big John?

by Mark H February 23, 2004

Big John

A hefty mofo with ginormous biceps that gets pud from all the ladies.

That guy is such a Big John, he got ass from ever girl in Texas last night.

by Pipi Longstockings April 30, 2008

Bigjohnson

One who has a larger cock than normal, people with the last name Johnson have a 100% Bigjohnson rate.

Wow you have a Bigjohnson, I can't wait until its inside me, but I'm a bit scared that it won't fit.

by Cocka January 6, 2008