betness

1)to believe to be true; legit or valid
(see also legitness
2)willing to bet on; (betting this)

My first hand in Texas Hold 'Em and I got dealt pocket Aces, betness.

You think you're stronger than me swan, betness.

That kickflip was legitness, he's the best in town, betness.

by WeisTunes March 30, 2017

betness

When something is so fucking legitness, you're willing to bet anything on it.

Used when "bet" and "legitness" just doesn't give it justice.

When willing to bet to prove whatever was legitness is raised to another level.
See also legitness, legit, bet, cash me...

That punk told me to "catch him outside", I said "betness", cuz I know I'll whoop his ass.

You think I can't land that scooter trick cuz it was legitness? Haha betness!

by WeisTunes March 31, 2017

beatness

the state or quality of being lamentable, disfavorable, unfortunate.

"that fucking dog pissed on my tacos. beatness!"

by kagus christ October 30, 2003

beaness

1. the word for a female mexican
2. the penis of a mexican.

1. "Did the beaness refill the toilet paper yet?"
2. "Did you see that beaness in the stall between us?" "dude, what are you, gay?"

by iq911506 November 9, 2010

Bestness

Something that is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.

I love that song its bestness

by GooD oL JR July 16, 2008

sweetness beatness

A way of expressing joy or excitement.

"I found a pot of gold in the backyard."
"Sweetness beatness!"

by tsm February 2, 2008

Beatness

(Adj) the quality of being useless, annoying, bothersome, and generally incorrect

Esp. Describing an event, activity, or person

the latest research suggests that Tucker's beatness is the greatest threat to humanity

by doctorscience July 14, 2016