When a guy ejaculates on a girl's forehead in such a manner that it drips off her eyebrows, hangs in front of her eyes, and falls down onto her cheeks. So named because the streams and bubbles look like the beads on a beaded curtain.
My girlfriend gave me the best blow job last night, but she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a beaded curtain.
by G.P. & The Fergs September 3, 2011
Get the beaded curtainmug. by gmFuzy July 1, 2011
Get the beaded curtainmug. An act similar to teabagging, but with several men standing together and one person maneuvering his head amongst their dangling scrota.
by Arcxjo July 2, 2011
Get the beaded curtainmug. by freestyler72 April 25, 2011
Get the Bead Curtainsmug. A sexual innuendo-laced phrase coined by The Late Late Show's Craig Ferguson meant to send censors scrambling for a definition.
In an attempt to legitimize Ferguson's not-as-of-yet-dirty phrase, a suggested definition for a beaded curtain is a pierced labia.
In an attempt to legitimize Ferguson's not-as-of-yet-dirty phrase, a suggested definition for a beaded curtain is a pierced labia.
by B.D. Kurtane July 1, 2011
Get the Beaded Curtainmug. by Craig Ferg June 30, 2011
Get the Beaded Curtainmug. Multiple piercings on the female genitals, specifically on the Labia Minora (aka the "Beef Curtains").
Dude, that chick I picked up at the club last night had so many piercings, her beef curtains looked like beaded curtains.
by MaxDamage78 July 1, 2011
Get the Beaded Curtainsmug.