Bart Simpson's Guide to Life

The greatest book of all time. The only piece of printed media you will ever need to read.

We should start a religion and make Bart Simpson's Guide to Life our holy book.

by centaur_star October 19, 2009

Barfy's

Slang word for Arby's

Do you want to go to Barfy's, Pizza Slut, Taco Smell, or Hardon's?

by andy1 May 16, 2005

barry's bay

A small red neck town. Once you enter you will start talking improperly. Do not stay here for over a week. Strictly a vacation town only.

I went to Barry's Bay and I almost got run over with a truck.

by baylifer3 April 27, 2015

Barry's Boi

This is a person who is so vehemently in denial about Barry Bond's use of Enhancement drugs, that hed beat the crap out of someone for saying that he does. Likewise, he idolizes this person so much, he might even jump into bed and bend over for Ole Barry.

Mr. Mason, your such a Barry's Boi.

by Bill W March 25, 2004

Saint Barry's Day

Just like St Paddy before him who didn't drive
the snakes out of Ireland....is now celebrated
on St Paddy's Day...

Saint Barry-O (aka Barack) has NOT driven the
"SNAKES" out of Washington either... so let's
celebrate like an Irishman - on April 1st TOO.

And they both make more sense if you're drunk!

{note to editors: is that politically correct enuff 4 ya? ;-)

Q - Isn't this Saint Barry's Day?
A - Yeah, look how he cleaned up DC..
- "April Fools" !!

by op_position March 20, 2010

Barry's Lament

When you pass a swift, upset sounding fart that makes you look like a dipshit.

On the morrow I shall pass a quick Barry's Lament.

by PoseidonMaker420 February 29, 2024

Barry White's

Having the Barry White's

Belfast slag for having constant diarrhea

Person A: "Going out for a few the night mate?"
Person B: "Nah fuck that, I've got the Barry White's"
Person A: "Shitter!"
Person B: "Aye! Been there most of the day, my arsehole is red raw"

by GC1886 December 30, 2010