bagpipped

Getting rubbed in the face by a ballsack and then getting a surprise dick shoved in your mouth.

Bro, I totally bagpipped this bitch last night.

by TonyNefLiz January 14, 2018

bagpipe wanker

A person who is originated from Scotland.

Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy is from Scotland, eh?
Yeah, He looks like a bagpipe wanker!

by wanking December 12, 2016

bearded bagpipes

A slang term for a set of hairy testicles.

"She played amazing grace on my bearded bagpipes all night."

"I heard you deflated your bearded bagpipes all over your mom's face."

"Too bad she choked on my bearded bagpipes before I could play her a song."

by brBling April 18, 2009

Harlem Bagpipe

When you have your lips sealed around someone's booty hole and they blow a fart hard enough to puff out your cheeks.

"I was eating my girls booty the other day and she gave me the harlem bagpipe"

by WithaZ November 2, 2018

dirty bagpipes

When getting a blowjob, your partner fondles your nut sac and you release a fart simultaneously.

While she was sucking my dick I gave her the dirty bagpipes.

by Matt & Dan November 21, 2006

Rotten Bagpipe

When a guy eats a girl's brown button with his tongue and, simultaneously, fingers and squeezes her labia together like a bagpipe; a rusty trombone that is performed on women.

I gave my girlfriend a rotten bagpipe last night and she thought it was okay.

by Hermanium December 1, 2009

rusty bagpipe

When a girl eats your asshole and squeezes your ball sack like a set of bagpipes. There are multiple methods including, but not limited to the reach around, the reach under, and the ever elusive two handed ball squeeze.

After she gave me a rusty bagpipe,I wouldn't kiss her for a week.

by JACDFlexer June 9, 2007