backvanced

When something is too far back in the past to be immediately recalled for present use, and must be reviewed.

By the time I got to my senior year, I'd found that the material I learned as a freshman was too backvanced for me.

by crazy-crazy sarah girl January 5, 2009

backhanded gift

When you purchase someone a gift that benefits you more than them.

Jim: What did you get Molly for Christmas?
Dave: Celtics tickets!
Jim: Nice! Wait, does she like basketball?
Dave: I dunno, but I do! And it’ll be a “romantic” night out.
Jim: backhanded gift, nice dude.

by bitchpleeeeeease December 26, 2011

backhanded compliment

An insult disguised as a compliment

"No, honey...I love yours. I don't even like them big."
"Relax, sweetie...you were perfectly adequate."
"Your haircut really slims your face."
Since Michael is a pompous prick, I think I'll give him a backhanded compliment.

by Ryan Deerhead September 6, 2006

Portuguese Backhanded Leap Frog

This sex maneuver can is mainly preformed during doggy style or anal sex with the girl on all fours receiving the penis. Whilst giving it to the woman from behind, you are standing in an awkward position with your knees outwards in order to get your genitals to the same height as the woman. The awkward, but yet power thrusting stance, can be related to a frog. Right as you are about to ejaculate, you thrust with your gluteus and your hamstrings and leap over the girl who is being fucked. With a quick spin in the air, you will land feet first with the girl still on all fours at the edge of the bed. You then blow your load into her face and backhand her right where the spunk has been sprayed all over her slutty face.

Brendan Huff: "Dude did you hear about Shanequa the other day?"

Robert Dobak: "No."

Brendan Huff: "her husband gave her the works the other day. He fucked her doggy style then he surprised her when he was did a Portuguese Backhanded Leap Frog and slapped the fuck out of her goo covered face."

Robert Dobak: "Damn. What a Pimp! I wish somebody would give me a A Portuguese Backhanded Leapfrog"

Brendan Huff: "You're such a fag dude. But i want one too... lets do it to each other, real talk, no homo?

by Harry Alfred-Batman Dumbledore December 15, 2011

backhanded compliment

What might at first sound like a compliment but could/should really be taken as an insult when considered in its entirety.

The Republican Senator would never desecrate the holy institution of marriage by voting to allowing gays to wed; just ask his ex.

by Anon April 19, 2005

Backhanded Insult

A compliment couched in the form or tone of an insult. Often used by people who *want* to be nice, but fear being seen as weak or disingenuous, but can be unintentional.

When Maurice told Mary she was "the least photogenic pretty chick" he'd ever seen, he meant that pictures didn't do her beauty justice, but it came off as a backhanded insult.

by PBMax February 24, 2008

hardcore backdance

A hardcore dance often done in the pit at a show during the breakdown of a screamo song.
It consists of two people standing back to back while linking arms.
One person bends forward, holding the other person on their back. The other lifts their legs up and kicks violently in the air.
The backdancers take turns doing this as many times as they please.
Sometimes the hardcore backdancers spin while doing this as to kick as many people in the pit as possible.

A Hardcore backdance should not be performed by two people if one is a lot heavier or taller than the other.

Hardcore backdancing is distantly related to the backdance

Guy: Did you see those chicks do a hardcore backdance in the pit earlier?
Girl: Ya, I wish we could do that but I lack the upper body strength.
Guy: Yes, you're not nearly as hardcore as them.

by Anafallsintoyourheart August 19, 2007