backdance 

a lap dance on the back. Someone sits down while another person attempts to give a lap dance to the back region.

It was orignally invented by Talia at Candace's 15th birthday party as a truth or dare joke.
After being created the backdance has formed spin offs such as the hardcore backdance and a song by the myspace band "The Weiner Dogs".
"Backdancing" is very popular in NOrthern california.

Talia: Truth or Dare
Heather: Dare
Talia: Give Timmy a Backdance.

backdance by Anafallsintoyourheart August 19, 2007

hardcore backdance

A hardcore dance often done in the pit at a show during the breakdown of a screamo song.
It consists of two people standing back to back while linking arms.
One person bends forward, holding the other person on their back. The other lifts their legs up and kicks violently in the air.
The backdancers take turns doing this as many times as they please.
Sometimes the hardcore backdancers spin while doing this as to kick as many people in the pit as possible.

A Hardcore backdance should not be performed by two people if one is a lot heavier or taller than the other.

Hardcore backdancing is distantly related to the backdance

Guy: Did you see those chicks do a hardcore backdance in the pit earlier?
Girl: Ya, I wish we could do that but I lack the upper body strength.
Guy: Yes, you're not nearly as hardcore as them.

hardcore backdance by Anafallsintoyourheart August 19, 2007

backhanded gift 

When you purchase someone a gift that benefits you more than them.

Jim: What did you get Molly for Christmas?
Dave: Celtics tickets!
Jim: Nice! Wait, does she like basketball?
Dave: I dunno, but I do! And it’ll be a “romantic” night out.
Jim: backhanded gift, nice dude.

backhanded gift by bitchpleeeeeease December 26, 2011

backhanded compliment 

An insult disguised as a compliment

"No, honey...I love yours. I don't even like them big."
"Relax, sweetie...you were perfectly adequate."
"Your haircut really slims your face."
Since Michael is a pompous prick, I think I'll give him a backhanded compliment.

backhanded compliment by Ryan Deerhead September 6, 2006

chicago backhander 

Similiar to the "stranger," the act of masturbating with your opposite hand, backwards after sitting on it (so it goes numb) to simulate someone else jerking you off. Usually done in the dark so you don't realize its yourself.

"I gave myself a Chicago backhander last night since my girl was not available. It was like somebody else was doing it."

chicago backhander by Fiyerman July 28, 2009

Portuguese Backhanded Leap Frog

This sex maneuver can is mainly preformed during doggy style or anal sex with the girl on all fours receiving the penis. Whilst giving it to the woman from behind, you are standing in an awkward position with your knees outwards in order to get your genitals to the same height as the woman. The awkward, but yet power thrusting stance, can be related to a frog. Right as you are about to ejaculate, you thrust with your gluteus and your hamstrings and leap over the girl who is being fucked. With a quick spin in the air, you will land feet first with the girl still on all fours at the edge of the bed. You then blow your load into her face and backhand her right where the spunk has been sprayed all over her slutty face.

Brendan Huff: "Dude did you hear about Shanequa the other day?"

Robert Dobak: "No."

Brendan Huff: "her husband gave her the works the other day. He fucked her doggy style then he surprised her when he was did a Portuguese Backhanded Leap Frog and slapped the fuck out of her goo covered face."

Robert Dobak: "Damn. What a Pimp! I wish somebody would give me a A Portuguese Backhanded Leapfrog"

Brendan Huff: "You're such a fag dude. But i want one too... lets do it to each other, real talk, no homo?

Portuguese Backhanded Leap Frog by Harry Alfred-Batman Dumbledore December 15, 2011

bet your bollocks to a barndance 

means to be a sure thing, English slang... regular english would be "you bet your life", "you bet your arse"

"You bet your bollocks to a barndance he's going through with the fight" ..Snatch

bet your bollocks to a barndance by i focking hate pikeys December 3, 2007