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backdating

Making plans to hang out with someone you didn’t really like but had sex with on a first date, in an attempt to retroactively render yourself less of a slut/player.
"Yeah, we did it on the first date. But we’ve been backdating, so I can still say I’ve never slept with anyone I went out with less than three times … "
by aboredlawyer June 26, 2008
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backdating

When you date your ex out of desperation, boredom, guilt, or displaced regret.
I thought you and Cindy broke up a long time ago.

Yeah, we're just backdating.

Oh, cool, that sounds like a healthy life decision.
by UrbanLexicologist April 6, 2010
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backdating damnation

The fiery pit of hell one finds themselves in when attempting to repair massive amounts of poisoned historical database records using the very same dumpster of historical data.
J: Who in the hell backdated unit space logs into locked financial periods? I thought that was never supposed to happen?
L: Our period logging architecture was never meant to have the underlying tables updated directly by the application! The trigger keeps each window internally sequenced, so shifting a reporting post date into the middle of a locked post month will have devastating effects on all the downstream logs.
H: The backdating damnation quandary is clearly taking hold. Fellas you can't unring this bell! There is no undo for `rm -rf /*` and there is no `rollback` if you forgot your `begin`! Talk to the dbas, this is going to be a long night...
by badhorsey June 25, 2020
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Backseating

In a stream, telling the streamer what to do instead of letting them take their own decisions
I'm not going to do a genocide run, stop backseating me
by Bonaaq February 19, 2021
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backdrafting

When you fart but you are unsure if it stinks or not, so you back up several feet to determine it's level of toxicity .
Richard was unsure as to how bad his fart was, so he began backdrafting into it. Turns out it was one of those farts that could eat the stitching out of Levi's.
by Stan Mars June 28, 2016
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backcaging

Eating ass while also sucking on balls
Yo, I heard Tommy was backcaging Steve last night.
by Big Mike 6969 August 13, 2017
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blacktating

when a black lady lactates and makes chocolate milk.
The young woman was blacktating all over my face after orgasm
by sexyassnigger June 9, 2011
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