avocado's number

the amount of time it takes (in microseconds) for an avocado to adequately ripen for consumption

this avocado has an avocado's number of 6.02x10^23.

by theprehnmantis October 28, 2010

Avocado's Number

6.12x10^32, equivalent to Nikocado Avocado's mass in yottagrams (as of 2022)

Not to be confused with Avogadro's Number

1: have you heard of Avocado's Number?
2: I learnt it in chemistry class

by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap January 30, 2022

Avocado's Number

Avocado's number is the number of avocados in guacamole.

Person 1: How many avocados do I need to make guacamole?
Person 2: Avocado's number, 6.022E23 avocados/guacamole

by Chemmi838 January 24, 2013

Avocado's number

Avocado's number, 1.66×10⁻²⁴ = 1/Avogadro's number, is the number of moles in a guacamole. A guacamole is Avocado's number of moles, which just happens to be one molecule. While we're at it, a guacameter is 1.66×10⁻²⁴ meters, just as a yoctometer is 10⁻²⁴ meters.

We study single molecules. We used to have to say we study 1.66 yoctomoles of molecules, but ever since ISO added the prefix guaca, equal to Avocado's number, we study one guacamole of molecules.

by Dr. Ripe Avocado, PhD. November 23, 2022

Devil's Avocado

A person who expresses a contentious opinion in order to provoke debate or test the strength of the opposing arguments.

'Just to play Devil's Avocado here, if we continue to feed the birds then they might become dependent on humans for food, and then starve when it is no longer viable for us to continue feeding them'

by aztekcamel June 26, 2017

Devil's Avocado

punching a woman in the vagina untill it turns green.

She loved it last night when I busted out the Devil's Avocado

by The big Doyle December 17, 2008

avocado smash

Avocado smash is an sexual act in a very high tempo and a short time frame, usualy in a shady enviroment.

Person 1:"Did you get to smash yesterday"?
Person 2:" Yes, but we had so litlle time that we only got to take an avocado smash in the alley behind Walmart"
Person 1: "yea that sucks, but at least you got to smash"

by SAAAAp August 12, 2016