asstrack

1. This is the line or 'track' of poop left (usually on accident) on the inside of a pair of pants or on anything else one unwittingly sits on without pants too-soon after eating a bad meal.

2. Sometimes it is the term for intentionally leaving a line of smeared shit on a division administrator's desk.

3. Applied to anyone being a douchebag/asshole/meanyhead/player hater.

1. Aw, man, my favorite Chino's are ruined from a huge asstrack.

2. Did you hear how Treuxaun freaked out when she saw that huge asstrack on her desk?

3. Did you see Fred break the tap on the keg? That guy is such an asstrack!

by Lautoro September 23, 2009

asstraction

the presence of someone, usually female, with an incredibly nice ass which renders one unable to concentrate on work, school or any other task. Though usually affecting men, it has been known to happen to women as well.

Bill: I just marked all those 32" televisions the wrong price. The boss almost fired me.
Jim: What happened?
Bill: I was paying too much attention to the booty on that new girl in the camera department.
Jim: Oh, I could stare at that all day.
Bill: I know, but it's such an asstraction.

by theinstigator December 13, 2013

Asscrack of dawn

The asscrack of dawn is the time of day just before the crack of dawn when it is just about still dark; it is the time at which one might get out of bed if attending an urgent appointment at the crack of dawn.

John woke up at the asscrack of dawn with the intent to get to the shops just as they opened for the post-christmas sales in order to avoid getting trampled buy eager bargain-hunters.

by fluorescent April 17, 2009

Asscrack Consciousness

The natural ability to feel when ones asscrack is exposed to the public.

I felt wind between the valleys when I bent over to pick up the fork. Thank Goodness my asscrack consciousness kicked in so that I could cover up. Had it remained exposed, Stacy's parents would have seen my asscrack.

by Veryaware December 1, 2014

Asscrackistan

Any third world shithole with a desert where a military person would NOT want to be sent.

"Hey brother, where are you headed next?"

"Who knows? Probably another year in Asscrackistan."

by Spork134 September 22, 2008

asscrack tomatoes

Cherry tomatoes grown between the “cheeks,” around one’s asshole, sprouted from the dark, hairy, brown environment.

A fave hobby of the incarcerated male, asscrack tomatoes can be added to the typically vitamin and enzyme deficient salads routinely served by the state.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020

Asstractive

A girl who, due to legs, hips, and butt, looks hot from the back; however from the front, although not fugly, does not quite compare with her image from the back.

E: Dude, that girl is so attractive I can't believe it!

K: Man sorry to tell you, I actually saw her face yesterday... asstractive

E: Bummer!

K: She sure is...

by Ev. I January 13, 2009