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To be reamed in one's posterior region. Can also be used as a term of ownage
You mess around like a bitch you get assfucked like a bitch!
by Metsubo June 11, 2006
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In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.

Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered
1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?

2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.

1st Person: Wanker.
by Balphezar October 23, 2006
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assfucked slut

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1. A promiscous woman or man that loves to indulge in anal intercourse. Often craving anal in favor of oral or vaginal.

2. A prostitute that sells his/her booty for anal pleasure.
Wendy is goes bonkers when she is getting assfucked! She is a true assfucked slut!!

Herman loves his rectum plowed! What a nasty assfucked slut he truly is!
by Pig Demon the slut conqueror February 13, 2023
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Assjacked

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Getting assjacked is all about being screwed over or taken advantage of. You either get jacked, or you've jacked someone else!
Promised a promotion at work, instead I got assjacked and they gave it to someone else!

Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!
by donkeyrules October 3, 2014
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Assfuckitis

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Chronic state of being an assfuck.
Sheila has a severe case of assfuckitis.
by keifermail August 8, 2009
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Assfuckomania

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The specific type of "mania" attributed to hyper or intensified high quality anal intercourse.
I found myself in a state of assfuckomania while I was tapping that sweet virgin ass.
by DoctorVegas December 1, 2009
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assfucky

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An exclamation used in conjunction with sudden disappointment or vexation.
I think that file that I wanted just got deleted. Assfucky!
by Inox July 18, 2003
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