A Joker

When you ejaculate on a girls face after she asked you not to and ask "why so serious"

My girl ate the last piece of chicken after she knew i wanted it, so when i was getting some head that night I pulled out and gave her a joker

by therealdicktracy February 7, 2012

a joker

A person that plays jokes/teases others, usually the most gullible.

he's such a joker (he was just joking)

by Billy Jhonson July 9, 2014

pulling a joker's card

The act of masturbating in the back yard of the girl you are currently stalking and cumming inside of her fire hose. She doesn't have to see you and you don't have to be staring at her, or a picture of her, to be pulling a joker's card.

That bitch won't talk to me, she won't even look at me! I hope she finds me pulling a joker's card on her ass!

by Vali-Ent October 29, 2010

a joke

my life

"Want to hear a joke? Daniel Howell is straight."

by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 6, 2017

It was a joke i swear to god

What you type into your web browser after you type in something sketchy into your web browser. You type it to make sure the FBI doesn't get you. I promise it was a joke.

I pulled a " It was a joke I swear to God".

by FroggerJGWentWorth June 8, 2017

It was just a joke

Definition #1:

An excuse one will say after committing regrettable action.

Definition #2:

An explanation given by the accused when they are faced with severe consequences.

Example #1

A kid on a chatroom joked about blowing up a daycare. A week later, police storm his house and arrest him. When questioned why during interrogation, he said: "It was just a joke" and then he was sentenced to three years in prison.

Example #2

A drunk news anchor accidently says "nigger" during a leaked sex tape. When questioned by the public why did he say it, the anchor replied "it was just a joke" and was promptly fired from his job.

by Bankrupt_Spetsnaz September 15, 2017

ur a joke

ur a joke describes someone when they are being/doing something dumb.

"Camille ur a joke"

"Ur a joke for thinking she'd believe that"

by ken joe April 20, 2019