When you have to fart but you can't, because you are in a compromising position so, you pull your ass cheeks apart to just make the breath of air sound.
Jimmy was sleeping next to a girl whom he didn't know. Instead of passing gas really loud, he pulled apart his cheeks and Zeused.
by Sold For Parts August 01, 2011
Dat ass—and I'm Zeusing.
by Daft Clown June 07, 2014
by I am Netty May 17, 2011
(to zeus) the acting of being zeused
Requires two individuals, one to approach a random female on the street, the other to sneak up behind the same female and "pants" her. Once victim has been depantsed, she is then tasered in the cootch by first guy who proceeds to yell "ZEUSED!"
If there is time, the victim then gets a tony danza or a quality ground beefing
Requires two individuals, one to approach a random female on the street, the other to sneak up behind the same female and "pants" her. Once victim has been depantsed, she is then tasered in the cootch by first guy who proceeds to yell "ZEUSED!"
If there is time, the victim then gets a tony danza or a quality ground beefing
by groundbeef March 16, 2007
(rough translation)
peasants: Oh no, we are lost in the woods!
Zeuse: Hi, I'm the goo fairy!
peasants: NOT THE GOO FAIRY!
*peasants run from the 'Freongrad' (forest of enlightenment)*
peasants: Oh no, we are lost in the woods!
Zeuse: Hi, I'm the goo fairy!
peasants: NOT THE GOO FAIRY!
*peasants run from the 'Freongrad' (forest of enlightenment)*
by wise one111 January 25, 2008
to bean-zeus: v. intr. 1. to sit in a bean bag, staring at a wall with zeus in it, 2. to do anything of this nature.
by mrs meister December 03, 2006
When a dude has his back blown out by a dudette and she leaves his booty hole looking like the Sarlacc Pit from "Return of the Jedi".
by DirtyBert June 10, 2021