Weed dick

When you pop a boner on a potent weed sesh cause your too high.

Daryl got a strong weed dick last night, he was blitzed.

by Crackerbarrel72 February 29, 2020

Weed Dick

"Weed dick" occurs when a man experiences erectile dysfunction due to smoking too much pot.

He was about to have sex with Nicole, but he had a bad case of "weed dick."

by Lord Menes November 24, 2015

Weed Dick

When you are too goddamn high to get your dick up, and you miss out on getting laid.

Jonathan got higher than Snoop and they were going to bang, but he had a case of weed dick and missed out.

by HigherThanSnoopDogg420 November 11, 2015

Weed Dick

When one smokes too much marijuana and proceeds to fall asleep before sealing the deal.

Guy 1: Man, I was so high last night I fell asleep before I could fuck Kristen.
Guy 2: Dude you got weed dick!

by juicywhale December 11, 2017

Weed Dick

When you smoked some bad shit and you can't get hard.

Also/or as a derogatory comment.

That guy at work is such a fucking Weed Dick.

by RedLightning69 December 31, 2017

Dick weed

Your neighbor Ben

My neighbor Ben Moots is such a dick weed

by Gekume September 20, 2018

dick weed

A person who perpetually exercises poor social judgement.

If you don't stop acting like a dickweed, I'm going to have to kick your ass.

by George March 16, 2003