Ukraysian

A mixed race human composed of one part Ukrainian and one part Malaysian.
Plays video games and has really LOW attention span. Can’t compose a proper

sentence, and uses bad grammar.

Basically a teenager in the body of a 42 year old male.

Calls others unstable - when he screams over the telephone, and resorts to
fisticuffs to demand his way. Lacks communication skills.
Violent temper hidden behind an ugly face.

Sons are just like him. Very spoiled with terribly bad eyesight.
And they don’t read any books just like their father .

Ukraysian Sensation loses concentration because he’s Chinese-Malaysian.

by Mirna the Whore January 12, 2025

Ukrainian Tractor Pull

The act of stealing a main battle tank by towing it behind a standard farm tractor.

We can defend our homeland by organizing a Ukrainian Tractor Pull.

by NerdyShenanigans March 4, 2022

Ukrainian Fireplace

The practice of making a wall of tires and setting them ablaze serving dual purpose of an impassable wall that keeps oppressive governments out, and you warm. Made popular during the frigid Kiev, Ukraine Revolt.

Hey Дмитро, did you see the live stream of the revolt last night? Yeah, they were flinging tires into the Ukrainian Fireplace all night.

by WarMace January 23, 2014

Ukrainian Tractor Pull

Stealing Russian military vehicles by towing them off, right under the noses of the soldiers assigned to said military equipment.

Did you see that new video of a Ukrainian Tractor pull? They got a frikkin’ tank this time!

by Graetep March 11, 2022

Ukrainian Handshake

The act of placing one fist in the vagina and the other in the anus simultaneously, and attempting to shake one's own hand.

This Eastern European woman asked me to double fist her, but she was too tight in one hole, so I had to use the other hole and gave her the old Ukrainian Handshake.

by ShamusAngus October 5, 2013

ukrainian farmer

An absolute legend. Some say he stole Russian tanks with his tiny blue gypsy tractor

I've seen videos of the Ukrainian Farmer

by Dieter837 March 10, 2022

Ukrainian Smoothie

A Molotov cocktail filled with Napalm.

Hey Russian Tank, a Ukrainian cocktail on the house for you... oh and go fuck yourself.

You can make a Ukrainian Smoothie by stuffing styrofoam into a bottle with gasoline and maybe some oil.

by Esab March 10, 2022