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tweets

Tweet can mean:
A tweeter can be in reference to a street-salesman of small 'tweeting' devices, which produce a high-frequency sound by dint of expulsion of air though the device. These street-hawkers have been known to incite unprecedented levels of rage in the general populace and, for precisely this reason, the job has fallen out of favour amongst the working classes.
UK colloquialism- "You got tweets mate" or, more commonly, "You got f**king tweets mate," vernacular inclusive
by mike12 January 1, 2006
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Tweets the Trump

When someone argues with a baseless opinion or flagrant lie as fact.

Inspired by the line "quote the Raven" of Poe's 'The Raven'. It is intended to be used as a way to end the conversation with a close minded person with no prospect of having civil discussion.
"STOP THE VOTE!" tweets the Trump arguing of voter fraud.

When someone yelling at you for wearing a mask during a pandemic, simply say "Tweets the Trump" and keep on your merry way.
by Wrinkled Cheese November 7, 2020
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Fireside Tweets

A method that President Trump used to keep in contact with and speak to the american people during hard times.
Trump's fireside tweets make gain new appreciation for America.
by Vicious43 January 11, 2017
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Deuce Tweets

When a man/women creates a tweet (twitter post) on the toilet using a phone, laptop or other internet connected device.
Q: I just got a twitter update from you, but weren't you just in the bathroom... Did you Deuce Tweet?

A: Hell ya, I drop Deuce Tweets all of the time.
by amaxwell01 January 20, 2009
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Mean tweets

Best USA President ever was removed because of mean tweets.
Gas prices are sky rocketing, but at least we got rid of the mean tweets.
by Bunglefk May 15, 2021
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indirect tweets

A tweet which talks about someone else but doesn't directly mention them.
"I think you are beautiful but we need to talk more. Your account is great!" Thats an indirect tweets
by PeopleThezDayZ November 2, 2013
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Biblical Tweets

Tweets announcing, the end of the world in 2012 or any other impending disaster.
Tweets sent by characters mentioned in The Bible.
Top Biblical Tweets:
Ark was already full, so I had to tell the @dragons, @dinosaurs, and @unicorns I´d be "right back to pick them up." #my bad #extinction.
10:55 AM June 28, 6345 BC from Tweet Deck
CapnFlood
Noah
(Alec McNayr and Alan Beard, Top 7 'Historical Tweets' From The Bible)
by rperazag May 25, 2010
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