The most dangerous entity to ever exist. It has extremely
high physical strength, also thought to be super-intelligent. It has
amazing hearing abilities and can hear you from anywhere. If you even take a peek of how it looks
like, you start to experience a throbbing headache and nausea due to it's sheer presence. It is attracted to normies and will
kill them painfully and slowly on sight. It can go 79 times around the world with a single and monstrous leap that will shake the ground when it departs and lands. It is thought that being a member at r/memes or covering yourself in oil will protect you. These forms of defense won't
work if you are a normie. It seems to be a more realistic version of the troll face with a huge humanoid body with snow white
skin that glows in the light.
normie: The release of the trollge is a hoax
T͔̼̤̖̣ͯ̃͒̚͞ͅr͎̖̠̽̓̈̀ǫ̙̥̗̯̳̤̗̊̓
l͙̯̭̞͍ͥ̾̓͠
l̞͓ͨ̎̂̓̕g̗̗̺̙̈́̎̕eͩ̽́̔҉̫̼̗̮͍̰͚̖:
ĺ̡̜͉̘͈o̵̘̖̝͙̯̭͛̔o̴̹̖̱̻ͪͥ̀k̑̇̏̚ ̞̼͙
ŝ̛̘͇̺̙ ̪̗̦̯̮̖̝͇̐̊͐ͬ͟
ĺ̵͙̥̏̈́i͎̻̩̹ͯ̈̄̿̀K̨̙͔̤̖ͩ̓̀ͅȇ̶͚͚̣̭̞̟ ̨̤̻͌̓
ÿ̛͉̼̟̬͉͚̗́o̶̭̠̳͎̬̲͊ͦͪͮU̽͏̲̦͖ ̴̯͔̞͇͊̚w͗̾̽͏̟̮̙͇͇͙e͈̟̦̭̳ͭ̌̂ͣ̆̎̕͟'̡͕͙̱̖̞̣̄̔̾Ṙ͋ ̖̼͍͓eͫͮͫ̃҉͖̮͎̩͉̝ ̮̫̱̜͔͕̮̏͑ͣ̕a̡͖̩̯͈̩͒ͅ ͔̭̣ͥ͗̃͌͡
l̦̟̩̄͠ͅi̳͙͚̺̮͒̀́ͫ͟t̓̊ ̼̟̙̭͚̥̪͔t̓̿̇͏̰̖̪̣̖̻
l̨͔̭̩̄̂ͅE̝̪̦͓̯͈ͦͮ͂ͯ͡ͅ ̘̹͈̖̝̗̦ͭ̀ͅt̝͇̺̹̝̆͆͟o̜̝̥̬͔̫̊͡ỏ̧̭̳͎͈̓̌ͅ ̨̦̺̯̓̓
L͒̔̐ͮ҉̝͎̘̝͖̩͓O̥̟͖͕̔͋͝U̝͉̺̙̞̬̯͒̓̔͗͡D͙̮̎͢ ̧̞̤̩͙̐̐̔̚pͤͩ̅҉̻͎͕r͕̠̮̖̳͋ͤͨ̚̕e̓̄ ̩̰̲̮̪ͅp̞͔̆͘ā̗̰̘̝̬̯̟̽͜r͈͙̜̼̔͗ͭͫ̕ė̍̑ ̘̝̬ ̛̯̪͓͓͍̒̇t̬̥͔̬ͥͬ͌ͣ͡Ô̩̹̜̼̲̩͂͞ͅ ͎̯͚̝̟ͪ̂͌͛͢b̦̗͎̺̩̜͔̾̃̊͞E̘̗̬̞ͥ̒ͬͫ͢ ̭͇ͥͬ͋̀t̓͂͏͈͙͈r̼̥͈͙͖̮͉̝̆̈ͩͧ͢O͒̍͒ ͎̫̝͈͙͇ͅ
L̦̪̺̳͈̻͖̱̾ͨ̇̾͜
Lͨ̎ ̜͙Ĕ̫͈̠̲̜͟D͓̹͖̲̤̜̤ͬ̎̌͡
*noises of ripping of flesh and screams:
Ţ̟͇̙̎r̢̟͙͎̞̳̙̃ͭͬͅö̧̱̗̜̦̘̬͈͖̍
l̢̺͓̲̘̖͋̑ͤ
l̀̉́ͭ҉̙̹͍̫̭͕̹̭ģ̦̳̰̖ͫ̒́ȇͦ̌ͧ҉̙̪͎̝ͅ: P͚̱͎͖̝̲̈̈̀r̭̬͎̰͇̲̻͊͜o͍̼͒͛̚͡ͅb̖̼͓̭͇̙̙̎͊̊̅͟
l̻̼̳͉̦͇̚͘e̒̿͒҉͉͓̹̻m̺̱̻͙̰͇̬̗͋̇ͯ̈̀
