Toefu

A kid who likes to clip their toe nails and chew on them/eat them. However if the person is flexible enough, the preferred type of consumption is biting the toe nails off with the teeth and savoring their sweet fungus.

A) Ate some toefu last night, shit was dro.
B) Oh yeahh... you get some gang green underneath those bitches?
A) You already know man I've been savin these for 2 months just waiting for the right moment...and damn was it worth it.
B) Niiice

by Ghost of Daryl April 28, 2010

tomfuckery

Similar to tomfoolery, except to a greater extent, and often involving mindfucking and very indecent behaviour.

An extremely well endowed leprechaun who hangs out in a men's bathroom, convincing men that he would grant them wishes if they allow him to fuck them in the ass, then asking how old they are, and then stating, "So you still believe in leprechauns..." is a blatant display of tomfuckery.

by AWads September 7, 2007

Toemultiplicationitis

A condition where toes start growing all over the bottom, and sometimes top, of the feet. This condition is curable by ingesting wasabi and rubbing it on the infected areas. If this condition persists, the toes will start to grow on the ankles, and in some rare cases, the hands.

Remember to drink lots of water and avoid calcium rich foods so Toemultiplicationitis does not get out of control.

by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

Toebuttin

The act of sticking your big toe in the ass of someone you care for.

I get a slight chubby when my girlfriend gets a pedicure, because i know that I am going to get some toebuttin action.

by gigiti March 25, 2010

toenut

a toenut is a supporter of z*e laverne, z*e laverne is a very bad person and has done some gross things and should be in jail, but we are not talking about z*e today were talking about her toxic supporters who tell people to kill themselves and that there not worth it but say that THERE GETTING "BULLIED" so at the end of the day what do we know? we know that toenuts are not worth it :)

hey do you know who z*e lavernes supporters are?\

yeah toenuts!

by beansareyummy November 10, 2020

almond tofu

What Xiao from Genshin Impact eats daily in hopes of trying to extend his height from 157 even though he’s 2000 years old.

Why did you make almond tofu, did you realised that you have summoned Xiao accidentally?

by nekohwa March 8, 2021

tofu project

A tofu project (or tofu dreg project) is a Chinese term (Traditional Chinese: 豆腐渣工程; Pinyin: dòufuzhā gōngchéng) for a shoddily-made building, especially those hastily erected during China's communist-mandated construction boom. These edifices infamously collapse during earthquakes, when not for no apparent reason whatsoever.

"The term (tofu project) was coined in 2008 during the Wenchuan earthquake in Sichuan province, when thousands of children died in collapsed “tofu-dreg” schools. Families and schoolteachers who sought accountability for the bad construction were silenced through detention and police threat." (Los Angeles Times, "As Beijing claims credit for beating coronavirus, many Chinese are outraged: ‘Fake! It’s all fake!’ ", Alice Su, March 10, 2020)

by Bezzle Bedeviled March 27, 2020