Timberoni

A very small penis known to repulse and or make females laugh at said little cock.

She laughed when she saw his little timberoni...especially when he spooged in his undies prematurely

by Micky McMickerson August 3, 2016

limbering for timbering

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.

Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

timbering

(v.) to ream someone with some solid timber; to fuck her silly.

Guy 1- "You trying to drink some Bud tonight."
Guy 2- "No, I'm gonna be timbering my slutfriend."
Guy 1- "Send her my condolences."
Guy 2- "No remorse, bro. Grow a pair."

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

Timberloin

A lumberjack's haunches. Generally representing the meatier regions of the thigh.

Paul Bunyan's timberloins seethed with pain after his long toil in the woods that day.

by Braedon January 11, 2006

Tinderoni

A hot girl or guy you meet on Tinder.

1. Hey dude, what's up?
2. Not much. Just scored a hot Tinderoni last night!
1. What bro!? You never get any girls on Tinder! No way!
2. Yes way!

by Dexh December 24, 2016

Timberline High School, Boise, ID

A school in Boise, Idaho known to be infested with mind-numbing amounts of jocks and douchenozzles. Spending a typical day in the halls of Timberline, you will hear phrases such as "money" and "shit was so cash brah", and witness the slow, painful retardation of modern society.

I went to Timberline High School, Boise, ID and felt like I became a cast member on Jersey Shore.

It's a Timberline thing.

I went to Timberline high sch - no, wait, don't walk away! I'm different from them, I swear!

by classof2009 January 17, 2011

beef Tinderoni

When you bang a horny Tinder girl, and you find out she's hiding meaty lips in her panties, otherwise known as beef curtains. Hence, beef Tinderoni.

Jenny was so hot in her Tinder pic. I swiped right so fast. When we met up, I felt some extra meat in her pants. Once she slid them panties off, BAM! Full-blown beef Tinderoni! Still ate it though.

by the gordano January 4, 2017