Theoret

A person who is a hardcore canadian. Typically says "eh" at the end of every sentence. Yet can kick ass when bitched at and are mainly potheads. Will junk punch whoever pisses them off then yell you know whyyyyy

Blake: Dude DJ was a total theoret yesterday.

Justin:Really?

Blake: Yeah! That dude didn't even know what came to him.

by Justin1369 December 22, 2008

The Charts Theorem

The scientifically proven process of justifying any sound made in the world is truly "charts" masquerading as another sound. In other words every sound is actually the word "charts".

A hard slap of the face sounds just like CHART (according to the Charts Theorem).

by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

LXL Theorem

The LXL Theorem is an advanced philosophical theorem used to differentiate texts from non texts. The LXL Theorem dictates that if one could disprove something's existence, then the non-text nature of the said item would be justified as something that does not exist could not possibly be a text. The theorem has received numerous critical acclaim due to its consistency, logical soundness and overall accuracy. Many other theorems have been derived from the LXL theorem, such as the Reverse LXL Theorem and the Inverse LXL Theorem.

"According to the LXL Theorem, this is not a text"

by anonymousurbandictionaryposter September 23, 2021

Chens Theorem

"B" being the number of bowls smoked, "P" being the amount of people partaking in aforementioned smoke. Note that all bowls must satisfy MMBP(1) standards.

if "P" is greater than 4:
B is greater than or equal to 1/2(P)

if "P" is less than 4:
B is greater or equal to P

(1) MMBP: Max's Massive Bowl Protocol

Person 1: "Man im tired, we've smoked too much..."
Person 2, 3, 4 (simultaneously): " We have to keep smoking, we have not satisfied Chens theorem yet!

by That Classy Kid May 11, 2010

Yeet Theorem

when there is a mathematical problem and there is nearly no solution to solve the problem, yeet theorem may be useful as it ignores every mathematical rules and move the symbols in the equation easily. it may be used as a reference

Show that 3^2=9
3^2
=23
Since 23 is the 9th prime number, 3^2=9 (yeet theorem)

by MarvellousAss January 14, 2020

Major Theorem

The concept that the triangle is the most powerful element

John: Hey what did we do in math today?
Willie: We learned about the Major Theorem.

by cb8812 February 27, 2017

Mangolious Theorem

The most complex equation ever devised - so powerful that it can solve any problem, providing that the correct formulee is provided. In short, the mangolious theorem is capable of solving absolutely anything - and is the answer to all questions.

The mangolious theorem is so long and complicated, that only its creater can even begin to use it.

by Mangolious December 14, 2010