The Wes

An alcoholic drink consisting of whiskey (preferably Canadian rye whiskey) and pineapple juice. It was popularised in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada after being named by its creator.

"I would like The Wes. Please and thank you."
or
"Gimme The Wes!"

by Peter VR August 18, 2013

The Extrainterdimensional Wes

He is a foo. He has a deep voice and a very French accent although he lives in Portugal. He appears in conversations out of nowhere and he will beat you at chess and irl.

Some kid named Roni : "I bet you're a feminist"

The Extrainterdimensional Wes: "foo"

by Theepicgamermoment March 5, 2021

Wes'd the bed

Similar to wetting the bed, but caused by sharting instead of urinating.

Confused Friend: "Dude, why was the hotel maid changing the sheets in our room today?"

Guilty Party: "Sorry bro, I just Wes'd the bed and had to call housekeeping".

Disgusted Friend: "WTF???"

by vegashockey June 7, 2011

The Westford Waffle Sandwich

The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.

Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.

by definition_daddy👅💦 February 4, 2017

Kenyan from the West

AKA Kanye West is a self-centered narcissistic,mentally unstable, uninspiring and talentless rapper followed by fans with an IQ close to that of a dead horse or the a level of anger in their blood not seen since Hitler. The Kenyan from the West has an obvious mental disorder and one time he was trapped by a fat attention seeking black man-loving celebrity slut called Kim Koondashian. No one knows what the Kenyan from the West is thinking, but he always looks pissed.

Dumb Person 1:(Lost in Kenya) Hey man how do I get back home to America?

Dumb person 2: I don't know, ask the Kenyan from the West for directions. Watch out! He will scream at you and to get attention--self serving prick---instead he will get the attention of the lions!

by The Man who Knew Too Much June 13, 2013

fastest hands in the west

when your masturbating and someone walks in and you stop just as they open the door and they don t notice

damn he got the fastest hands in the west

by supasaiyand February 15, 2018

Once Upon a Time in the West

A western from '68, with Charles Bronson and Henry Fonda.

Charles Bronson is the revenger: Harmonica

Recorded in 2D - and the meanest western ever...

"Did you go to see the Avatar in 3D?"

"No i saw Once Upon a Time in the West, it's about a man playing the harmonica, and if that aint country, you can.... "

by squaier March 20, 2010